The Waggot America

oh shity it';s november tomorrow

fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

and now i know how goob of meet the robinsons felt

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

of course where would we be without “relax bro ain’t nobody takin it from u” but the truth is sometimes that’s not the case. sometimes no matter how hard you grip the world will take it from u…

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

people will really tell scary stories about old mental health facilities and still somehow think that the patients were the scary part

Is anyone else a freak on a leash or is it just me and that guy from Korn?

They're putting me out to pastures #GrazeCore

Ah hell, we've over grazed #DesertificstionCore

They're reintroducing a native apex predator to the ecosystem, apparently they were hunted to near extinction because local farmer's cattle were being attacked but recent legislation has protected these areas and the breeding program at the zoo really took off #NewFriendsCore

They're not friends. #ScaredCore

TGirl Jax will go cannon with her manifesting eyelashes for her avatar, trust

Just like the Biblical Christ, Simon Iron Lung is incredibly trans masc coded

Minecraft Steve Skin with Female Pattern Baldness

Minecraft Alex skin with Male Pattern Baldness

Minecraft Herobrine skin with Total Baldness, shits just completely smooth

stop worrying about protein and start worrying about fiber

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

Meat eating Therians should get more into BBQ

Pulled pork on da lick mat