The best of us can find happiness in misery ♥

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

What are we? Who are we?

Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends