KYO ◜◡◝

Love must be the reason why,

I still believe in this lie,

That you'll live a better life,

(with your hand in a bunch of pages of ao3’s source code)

I [tumblr or ao3 username], do solemnly swear that all my slop is my own, and that no ai was ever used in the creation of it,

and that while it may be shit, it is my shit, created with my own two paws.

I acknowledge should I ever break this oath, I will be banned from ao3 for life, and will face execution by firing squad.

amen.

gay men.

EDIT: that’s it, I’m turning off notifications on this post. Thanks for loving this post so much yall

EDIT TWO: this is insanely popular so imma just put in here that should kick your local ice agent in the balls

EDIT THREE: if this hits 100k by the end of the year I will let the most liked comment decide my fate. Start commenting my fate. (within reason, I get to veto things if I feal uncomfortable doing them)

EDIT FOUR: what do I do? This is the most liked reply but I already made it gay men!!