Mindy

because i’d like to think that my fallopian tubes sparkle too

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

nice

how did they do this

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

i am kirsten 

Ok um

reblog if you're an asshole

Ice Cream Comb

!!!!!!!

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it