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kyle9001

You forgot to tell us what it’s called.

It’s the RubGrub.

Bathe in its majesty.

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Our president’s tweet writing outline:

(Insert insulting childish nickname here) (insert dignified and good person) (insert probably untrue action person did) ((insert sexist/racist/self-aggrandizing comment)) (insert way person is opposing your dickishness)! (Insert negative, probably all-caps statement that only serves to tell people just how small your penis is)!!!

#lorddampnut #lord dampnut #donaldtrump #sad but true #donald trump

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kyle9001

Aesthetic: Final Fantasy, but instead of belts, pants.

Apparently, my local Shaws now caters to vampires.

#funny #blood #Dasani #vampire

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““Melting” a moving character, where the melting “fluid” is contained and splashes about within the actual geometry. Only Ambient melt is active.“

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she’s; fuckign dead

weeniebagel

The mood is gangnam styling until death

kyle9001

Welp, I just found a new fetish...

#funny

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kyle9001

this is strictly a matter of opinion

an opinion that is factually incorrect

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kyle9001

mood

#mood #cat #regret

aiweirdness

The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake) Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake Chocolate Chips Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas Beasy Mist Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard Chocolate Pickle Sauce Whole Chicken Cookies Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom Star * Cover Meats Out Of Meat Completely Meat Circle Completely Meat Chocolate Pie Cabbage Pot Cookies Artichoke Gelatin Dogs Crockpot Cold Water

noseforahtwo

I’m Whip the Mustard.

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There are tears in my eyes

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im cabbage pot cookies

kyle9001

Completely Meat Chocolate Pie here! Because my existence defies all reason!

#completely meat chocolate pie #neural network #recipes #tag yourself

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petbud

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

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distinguished

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rugged

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This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

anexperimentallife

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

laprofesoratinacita

he’s beautiful!!

kyle9001

I would like to point out that not even the hero of Hyrule can survive a direct lightning strike. This bison looks completely unfazed.

Thus, Thunderbison is greater than Link.

Edit: just learned his name is Sparky. Sparky the Thunderbison.

kixxarse

So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.

shoshanah-ben-hohim

NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN

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kyle9001

#LordDampnut is a go!

#Donald trump #lord dampnut #lorddampnut #donaldtrump

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kyle9001

Giovanni, The Reasonable One

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doughboy and shadoughboy

kyle9001

I am a Shadough, the true self...

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kyle9001

SIF! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Uh... Thanks, Spark...?

#Pokémon #Pokémon go #team instinct #yellow team #dick #venomoth #juvenile #I am a child

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a gem about Pokemon i found on imgur. glad you could make it to the end.

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What did I just read?

kyle9001

THE TRUTH WILL BE HEARD!

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