Burn It Down

Fuck you. Fuck you, Kyle. 

Well we’re alive and you’re about to not be, so I would say pretty fucking well, Kyle.

Worth it. 

I’m going to tear that smirk off your damn face, you fucking bastard. You hurt my sister and killed Derek––– I’ll kill you myself. Slow and painful. Nobody will recognize your scrawny ass by the time I decide to end it. They’ll be burying pieces of you in the fucking dirt. 

Might be more intimidating if you didn’t look like a ken doll who got left in the backyard for a year. Hey, enjoy the full moon tonight. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll do everyone a favor and get stuck again

Look, Kurt… Kale… Kyle… whatever the hell your name is. Don’t you have more important things to do, like… I don’t know, drop dead?

Time for a quickie but you’re dead, right? Probably all dry and dusty down there

Pretty sure I broke every fucking bone in your face while you screamed, you traitorous little bitch. It was Presley’s foot on your fucking throat that knocked you out. Maybe it should be death by wolfsbane poisoning for you. Or stabbed through the back.

Yeah? How’d that work out for the two of you?

Do you all hear something? An incessant… buzzing?

Death is a mercy for you. You don’t deserve it. Not without me punching your face in and ripping you apart first. 

You’re welcome to come down here and try. Your sister tried once, got her ass beat. Might as well collect the whole set

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I’m not sure if anyone needs to hear this but, Kyle will be executed before noon. I wouldn’t deny anyone a chance at their own closure, should you have goodbyes or … anything else that needs to be said while he’s still locked up. No judgement, no questions. 

And I mean this. Aww

Burn in hell. 

Seconded.

Thirded.

Burn in hell. 

Isn’t that where you’re supposed to be now? I’ll tell Satan you said howdy

I’m not sure if anyone needs to hear this but, Kyle will be executed before noon. I wouldn’t deny anyone a chance at their own closure, should you have goodbyes or … anything else that needs to be said while he’s still locked up. No judgement, no questions. 

And I mean this. Aww

Was thinking more along the lines of helping to mix whatever potions they’ll need to heal when they get back, chief. Eden’s my friend. I’d like to help make sure she’s alright. 

You’re a happy meal. Well, a melancholy meal, but whatever. They’re never going to trust you to do more. She’s not your friend, put one toe out of that cell without permission and she’d rip your throat out. She’s just better at faking it than others

Not to use this whole thing to my advantage or whatever but it sounds like shit has truly hit the mother fucking fan. And I am a bartender. If anyone needs hands or something. Feels like poor form letting girls I’ve seen naked die or whatever. 

What are you going to do? Mix them up some liquid courage and slap their ass on the way out?

And under all the swelling, I thought you were Jake Gyllenhaal but we well have to cope with the crippling disappointment of reality eventually.

Jake Gyllenhaal? How badly did Eden fuck up my face? I’m way better looking than that asshole

Seems like every other day here, I wake up and someone’s like surprise I’m a werewolf. Is that just how shit works? Is my time coming? What about the lady who looks like she visited the 7th circle that they threw down here? Creepy dramatic Brooke Davis’s mom? She gonna suddenly get fur? Like what’s the situation and while we’re at it – where do I sign up? I mean – not to suggest I’m super eager to like howl at the moon or whatever but it’s gotta be better than what we’re doing. 

Jesus, you’re alive. Swear to god, I thought you were fucking dead. 

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“Fuck you, I ain’t some Scooby Doo villain,” he said, half a chuckle in the back of his throat. “I want her dead. That’s my message. Ain’t got much to say beyond that. She dies, we tag team Brigid, ‘cause you’re right, we’re not gonna have a lot of time. You’re gonna wanna catch Brigid off-guard. Pretend you’re coming in all out of breath to tell her about the fire or some shit. She’s not bound so she won’t have the same early warning; use it to your advantage.”

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