majoring in memery

GAY LATINO RIGHTS

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra. 

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

As a non binary person, I needed this

Reblogging to support non-binary people!

is it gorillaz or The gorillaz

its gorilla when it’s just one and gorillas when there’s a bunch of them

“that’s how they get you” lmfao

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

Screamer/seizure trigger-free this year, as usual. My high strung ass doesn’t need that shit in my life, and I’m sure we can come up with more clever ways to be funny than to just make people cry. Get creative, guys.

I personally love screamers, but I fully know why others do not. So I promise my blog will be screamer free at all times

Screamer/jumpscare free, 24/7/365 !

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman