21 GUNS.

Thanks man, appreciate it.

Next time you want a burger, lemme know. I’ll cook you one-- not too bad at it.

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sometimes, you just have to write a song.

I’ve been craving McDonald’s nuggets and a McFlurry all damn week and today was my cheat day so I finally decided it was time to hashtag treat myself and the girl behind the counter gave me extra toppings on my McFlurry and slipped me an extra sauce. Day made.

Good for you.

Is there anyone else left in this hell hole?

I would literally sell an organ for some interaction with a human outside of my cellular device. 

I am here, and would tell you not to sell an organ. I have a documentary we can watch instead.

My art show is coming up like… very soon, and I’m half super excited because obviously this will get my name out there some more, and half absolutely terrified holy mother of whatever. Distractions! I need distractions!

You need a burger. I’m available to make you one-- how great is that?

At what level of stoned do you start professing your love of a pizza on the internet?

No, no. Not stoned... just wanted to tell people how good it was.

Okay so where is this magical pizza from?

Tony’s.

That is definitely an alternative too.

Drink wine!

Did I do something to make this weird?

Don’t worry. I’ll let you know the minute my first slice is finished.

Please stop saying that and don’t say sorry for not stopping.

So long as @unstoppablemase​ is down to feed it to me this plan is perfect.

Hey, it’s like okay. Don’t be sorry. Come on now.

Stick with it, it’s oddly at this very moment.

Maybe I’ll see if Ben is going home at all. I’ll go and visit and see if he has any places to recommend. 

No. Please make me pizza.