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Theyre dumb dumb idiots sometimes

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Hangman: * wearing Rooster's shirt *
Rooster: Stealing from me again?
Hangman: What?
Rooster: First my heart, then my clothes... What’s next? My last name?
WIP Wednesday #3
This is the one that came in third place in the poll. Love is only a feeling snippet from Part 3.
Jake feels good. Better than good. He still doesn’t remember exactly what happened last night, but he’s not arguing with the end result. However, he definitely needs to bring Javy up to speed on his change in circumstances. He knocks on Javy’s door and keeps going until he hears an exasperated yell of: I’m coming, for fuck’s sake Jake! a few seconds before the door opens. “Good morning!” “Ugh. You’re in a good mood…” “Yep,” Jake grins, pushing past him and throwing himself onto the sofa, tucking his hands behind his head as he lays there and looks at his best friend. “Figured you’d have a hangover, but of course you just slept it off. Fucker.” “Oh, I woke up and I was definitely hungover, I just took some painkillers, drank a tall glass of water and then joined Rooster back in bed.” He grins at the ceiling and waits with bated breath for Javy to process what he just said. “You… what the fuck? You slept with Rooster?” “Yep,” he pops the p with relish, delighted. “Wha – How?” “Not only did I wake up in his bed, but I just dropped him off to have lunch with Phoenix and I drove his shitty Honda Civic here… I’m seeing him again later.”
a drawing inspired by @cheerupqueerup 's fic Observer Bias. It was too good not to RAAA
https://archiveofourown.org/works/87989246

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Back to Lemoore
I want you to stay..
he's a biter
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Bang Bang Birthday
Daddy Mickey x Dada Ian x Little Reader
Summary: It’s your birthday and Ian isn’t happy with the gift Mickey got you. (Based souly off the events at Frannys birthday)
Warnings: Fake guns, a little arguing between Mick and Ian.
It was a big day — the living room was full of streamers, pink balloons, and a pile of gifts stacked on the table. You were practically bouncing in your little socks, wearing your sparkly birthday crown, clutching your favorite stuffed bunny as you waited.
“Dada! Dada! When’s Daddy getting here?” you chirped up at Ian, tugging his sleeve. Ian smiled softly, brushing your hair back.
“Soon, sweetheart. You know Daddy — always late,” he said with a little eye roll, though you didn’t catch the annoyance under his breath.
Moments later, the front door burst open.
“*BAM!* Birthday girl!” Mickey cheered, swaggering in with a grin and a messy gift bag slung over his arm. You squealed in delight.
“Daddy!!” you shouted, dropping your bunny and running to him. Mickey scooped you up effortlessly, spinning you once.
“Miss me, princess?” he smirked, planting a big kiss on your cheek.
Ian watched from the kitchen doorway, arms crossed, eyebrows raised.
Mickey plopped you back down and handed over the crinkled gift bag. You tore it open, gasping when you saw the contents — two plastic, semi-auto toy shotguns.
“Look! Look! I got you the good kind, not the cheap shit!” Mickey grinned proudly. “We can play cops and robbers after cake, huh?”
Your eyes lit up as you pulled the toy guns out, immediately pointing one at Mickey with a little giggle. “*Bang bang, Daddy!*”
Mickey clutched his chest dramatically, stumbling back. “Ah! You got me, kiddo! I’m hit!” He collapsed onto the couch with a loud groan, peeking one eye open to see you giggling uncontrollably.
But Ian was *not* laughing.
“Seriously, Mickey?” Ian snapped, stepping closer. “Guns? Even fake ones? You really thought that was a good idea?”
Mickey sat up, shrugging. “Relax, Gallagher. They’re toys. She’s having fun.”
“She’s a little girl! She doesn’t need to be running around pretending to shoot people,” Ian shot back, voice tight.
You glanced between them, clutching the toy gun, your smile faltering slightly.
Mickey’s face softened when he noticed. “Hey, don’t mind Dada, sweetheart. He’s just grumpy.” He winked at you. “We’ll play later, okay?”
Ian let out a frustrated sigh, kneeling down to your level. “Sweetheart, maybe let’s not play with the guns right now, okay? We can open your other presents, maybe play with your dolls instead?”
Your bottom lip wobbled slightly, unsure who to listen to.
Mickey ruffled your hair gently. “Hey, she’s tough. She can handle a little pretend.”
“I don’t want her thinking it’s just pretend,” Ian muttered, shooting Mickey a pointed look.
Mickey raised his hands in surrender. “Alright, alright. Whatever you say, man.”
You tugged on Ian’s sleeve softly. “Dada… I still get cake, right?” you asked, wide-eyed.
Both men paused, tension breaking just a little, and Ian sighed with a small smile. “Yeah, baby. Of course you get cake.”
Mickey grinned, leaning over to whisper in your ear. “And after cake… you and me, Bonnie and Clyde, yeah?”
You giggled, nodding eagerly. Ian just shook his head, muttering under his breath, “Unbelievable,” but the corner of his mouth twitched upward.
It was your day, after all.
I feel that Bruce would be the type to do strenuous activities despite being 9 months pregnant.
I imagine Clark following him around the house, desperately trying to make him sit down. Bruce gives that man grey hairs.
Let me feel your heartbeat - 17/18
Featuring Deaf Jake and his older brother Bob, who tries to find Jake a date on Instagram. Bradley and Natasha answer.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN

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Everywhere he looks Jake sees sign of Rooster...
Silliness but imagine Jake seeing things and just starting to send them to Rooster.
"Saw you in the kitchen section at Walmart..."
"Today you were hanging out in garden centre..."
And each one is accompanied by a photo of some rooster imagery of some sort and at first Bradley's like WTF???
But then... chatting and laughing and yeah... Bradley realising that maybe Jake MISSES HIM.
I think about this often.
OH COME ON...
So Jake ends up with all these Rooster themed things, and then he gets a posting which allows him to set himself up for three years and he's unpacking and the first Rooster trinket is funny, but the third is kind of weird. The tenth he's a little angry but by the fifteenth he's made the realisation that maybe he's... He picks up the phone and calls Javy.
"I think I'm in love with Rooster..."
"Uh. Yeah?"
"You KNEW?"
"I think the only person who doesn't know is Rooster himself..."
Yeahhhh he’s not getting up anytime soon
Pairing: Ryland Grace x Male Reader
Synopsis: You and Grace have fifty-six days to reach Rocky’s ship in hopes of saving your companion, which means the both of you will be alone for a very significant amount of time. Oh whatever will you two do?
Tags: cute, fluff, romance, slight smút with plot, smitten Grace, clingy Grace, flirty Grace, demisexual Grace, Grace has a praise kink, top Grace, bottom reader, mainly frotting
Reader is Annie Shapiro’s brother. Reader is a scientist. NO USE OF Y/N.
Part 1
P.S. I listen to a lot of Hozier when I’m writing for Grace so enjoy
Author’s note at the end :)
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“Fifty-six days. It’s going to take us approximately eight weeks to get to Rocky, depending on how fast and slow we travel, which means we’ll no longer have enough astrophage to get back to Earth.”
Rocky gets the Zoomies
obligatory beach episode

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Workout
omegverse where pregnant frank, who’s waiting on an abortion cause fuck them kids, has terrible morning sickness so he’s not eating but jack and robby will NOT be having that.
Hell yeah, more Omegaverse and even more fuck them kids. Boybortion his ass.
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"Oh my god, I'm done." Frank shook his head, straightening up from where he had been hunched over the sink. "I don't know which one of you did this to me, but I hate both of you."
Robby chuckled from his place next to him. Frank had batted at his hand when he tried to offer comfort, so instead he just crossing his arms and waited. "Did just the smell of chicken actually set you off?"
"Yup." Frank groaned softly, entire abdomen sore. He needed mouthwash for what felt like the ninth time today. "Everything does. The thought of a cow, touching ice cubes, brushing my teeth. I think I've Pavloved myself, just walking into the bathroom or the kitchen makes me nauseous."
Robby scrubbed a hand over his beard, frowning now. "Jesus."
"You said it." Frank took the offered water glass from Jack, waving at the two of them after. "You don't have to hover, you two. I'm not dying."
"Feels a little like it. You've lost weight, can't keep anything down. You sure you don't want to see someone?" Jack did follow instructions, moving his chair back to give some space.
Frank rinsed his mouth and spit, sighing quietly after. "My clinic appointment is Friday, babe. Just a few more days. Then hopefully I can eat again."
He set the glass down after the texture made his stomach flip, not in the mood for anything else to happen basically ever. Seriously, he never considered himself someone with a weak stomach, but one decision from hindbrains and all of that went out the window. Of course he had to choose two partners who were willing to indulge him in heat, now look where they were.
First thing he was doing when all of this was over was getting a hysterectomy.
"I'm gonna go lay down. Wake me up when it's Friday." Frank pat a hand on Robby's shoulder as he passed, just to be grabbed by the wrist before he could disappear.
"Not so fast." He tugged him back ever so lightly, sharing a knowing glance with Jack before turning to Frank. "Not to be gross, but," he nodded his head to the sink, "that was all bile. Have you eaten anything today?"
Ah, shit. Frank rocked lightly on his feet, tugging lightly to see if Robby would easily let go. He did not. "I had some toast."
"It's six PM."
".. Yes."
Jack sighed, annoyed. "On the couch, you're having fruit."
"What??"
Robby was already nudging at him, ignoring Frank's protests as he was basically herded like a pup into the living room, pushed down on to the couch once they were there.
"It might not even stay down, sweetheart, this is not necessary." Frank barely got the whole sentence out before Robby was glaring, pushing at his shoulder to make him actually relax into the couch.
"You are not eating properly, it is absolutely necessary." Robby fixed him with another look, daring him to even try standing, before going back to retrieve the water glass. This time, returning with a straw.
He was blaming that for the reason he melted so easily into Robby's side when he sat down next to him.
It wasn't very long until Jack joined them, handing over a small plate of cut up fruits. They were spaced apart from each other, setting it down next to Robby, looking over the two of them.
"If fruits don't work, we'll figure something out. You're not just not eating until Friday, Frank."
"I'll be fine." He rolled his eyes, dropping his head down on to Robby's shoulder. Indulging himself some, he pulled his legs up, tucking them next to himself to get a better angle.
Sue him.
It turned out to be the correct choice. Soon enough, Robby was gently offering him a small piece of strawberry, chilled from the fridge. Didn't even give him the option to feed himself.