absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

everyone. rarepair now. make haste. this is urgent. be cringe; ship characters who haven’t even talked. matter of fact? fuck it — different universes. fandom is your oyster... cultivate it.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it