finally in The Kwuck Chair

Dont worry about the decapitated head behind the register. Its for morale.

But as a reminder the only thing stopping Daddy Don from executing us, is our continued worship of Red

im so hungry i could eat a meal

Our marketing team really went in a new direction with our spokesperson

When I die you must all battle to the death and your rankings will determine which store you receive. This does lead to other issues, but your family will receive a lifetime of free the Urge chips with every purchase

weirdly it makes me kind of bitter that culver’s has expanded outside wisconsin. that’s OUR restaurant, those are OUR cheese curds… the other states shouldn’t know what we have here. kwik trip is expanding out of state too. those are OUR gas stations. i understand that other states have water parks too, that’s fine, they’re not all ours, but we don’t have much of our own here and i was satisfied and grateful for our great fast food chain and extremely clean gas station chain, but now we have to share those with the rest of the united states.

Kwik trip breakfast sandwich save me please