trolls w/ living ancestors be like
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trolls w/ living ancestors be like

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Okay itâs time kids! Please reblog with 1 oc and let this little dumpling judge them!
little cerulean?
Send me a đ if I come off as masculine!
Send me a đ if I come off as feminine!
Send me a đ if I come off as adrogynous!
Send me a đ if I come off as all or other!
fanturds:
âSâalright I can protect ya mistah-â
âhang onâŚdidja hear thatâŚ?â
> !!!!!
> The creature is back, and it is looking quite hungry. Oh why, oh why didnât those tranquilizers work fully on it?
> You fire a warning shot and then youâre up a tree, horsemom close behind. How do horses climb trees? We just donât know, but sheâs done it. Great big bloody coward.
âI didnât hear nothi-â
> Well you sure as hell heard that gunshot not five feet from you!
âWhat in the...!â
> You spin around to see a massive set of teeth and purple fur not twenty feet from your oh so delicious-looking face. Okay, maybe you didnât look that delicious to it, or anyone, but you have the feeling it wouldnât be too picky.
> Itâs time for some quick thinking!
> Or you could just stand here extremely still and hope that it doesnât notice you. Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
fanturds:
âGolly, thatâs a nice one ya got there!â
> Yours is bigger.
> Of course it is.
âHahaha, no need to be nice about it, itâs a dinky little pea-shooter, but itâs all I really need. Besides, I donât really like to use it regardless.â
> You go ahead and put it away. No need to have your guns out in the open like this. The last time you made the mistake of drawing it hastily, it cost you a hand.

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fanturds:
âBest be safe! Iâm a trained professional yâsee.â
> You pull out your rifle from one of horsemomâs saddlebags. She snorts softly and noses you, obviously expecting treats.
> Cock the gun and glance around- in case the beasty is nearâŚ.
> Ah, good old guns, now thereâs a subject matter you can get behind. You go ahead and pull out your own sidearm, a rather old-fashioned revolver. Funny enough, it perfectly suits your gun-metal hand, the one thatâs holding it.
âThat makes two of us. Anâ donât be worrying, Iâm always careful.â
> Okay, that last bit is a flat-out lie.
fanturds:
âYeah! One âo those exotic whatchamacallitâs from the planet uhâŚ.rah-mul-en?â
âItâs about yeh high, covered in purple hair and has about two hundred teeth! If ya run into it donât try pettin it none, they ainât friendly beasts!â
> Whew... That was a close one.
âAh, well, if I do see one a those... whatever they are, Iâll get word to you right quick. Iâm no stranger to beasties, but two hundred teeth donât sound like somethinâ Iâd like to be takinâ a chance with.â
fanturds:
âSâmatter âo fact the live cargo I was transportinâ uhâŚ.escaped.â
âBeen lookin but I think they gonna just dock mâpay this time.â
âLive... c-cargo?â
> Your mind always jumps to the worst possibility. Surely this little brown-blood couldnât actually be a cold-hearted slave-trader?
fanturds:
> Shoâ nuff if it give me time to take a gander at a man like yâself.
> Winnie Galope - is that an impure thought?
âI enjoy my work so it ainât a bother, do get a bit stressful with these holiday deadlines though.â
âWell then there you go! Anâ hey, if youâve got enough time to chat with an old nobody like me, you must have at least some time for wastinâ on your hands.â
âMan, if I ainât half-busy this time âo sweepâŚ..â
âItâs a good thing though, right? It ainât always fun beinâ stuck in an idle spell.â

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PEN Collars
Psionic Energy Nullification Collars or as theyâre more commonly known, PEN Collars (or just PENs) are a specially-developed type of device for use in the military, though they still end up planetside from time to time.
The collars appear to be complex metallic bands on the outside, but their inside is lined with invasive biotech similar to that of the Helmsman ports in the Empireâs starships. Once attached to a victim, the collarâs wire-like tendrils burrow into the skin and wrap around the nerves, forming knotted clusters in the spinal cord of the victim as well as many of the veins heading into the head. In addition to the below function, this also makes the collars incredibly hard to safely remove without causing immense damage to the prisoner. PENs can be removed with certain codes programmed into them by their owners, but illegal, caustic solutions can also burn off their organic portions and render the collars largely useless while doing only moderate harm to the host.
Unlike what its name may suggest, the PEN Collars do not actually nullify psionic energy, they absorb it, weakening the users psionic ability by anywhere from 70% to 95%. The collars use psionic power to fuel themselves and maintain their numerous functions (such as tracking, for example) but can also store it in specialized organic batteries that grow along its interior, accessible and removable by the owner. Excess energy caused by active psionic use is shed as heat, burning the wearer and warning them against flexing their mind too much.
In addition to whatever functions their owner might have modified into them, all PENs come with the ability to cut off or reestablish blood circulation to the brain on demand, cause immense pain and/or muscular spasms via spinal nerve stimulation, and a built-in explosive device that can be easily modified to use the psionic batteries as well.
$6 CHIBI ADOPTABLES
so to help out w vet bills in a way i can separate from saving for my courses this spring, im sprucing up old fantrolls i never ended up using
iâll be cranking out a bunch others but hereâs the first batch:
Redblood: Based on gullenkambi, one of three roosters whose crowing heralds the norse apocalypse RagnarÜk. Their particular rooster is a brahma.
Purpleblood: A boozy party girl whose gun is modified to take literal shots and fire off acidic blasts of concentrated alcohol. Thereâs also an opening in the back to plug a bottle of liquor in as well.
you can do whatever you like with the designs once theyâre yours, change em up, make em into other species, etc etc, i just ask that you dont sell them yourself.Â
shoot me an ask or IM me if youâre interested!!
reblog and shell judge tbh (1-2 only tho)
another bronzeblood!
Tarot reading in movies:Â atmospheric, mysterious, strange woman with racist overtones dramatically revealing your future with coincidentally all major arcana, makes narrative sense, characters bear uncanny resemblance to you
Tarot reading in real life: cross-legged on your bedroom floor, your friend chuckling awkwardly and double-checking a reference booklet or website, sheepish âsorry Iâm out of practiceâ, self-deprecating jokes, shrugging at each other helplessly, spending the next half-hour desperately trying to pry the melted wax out of your carpet because your friend accidentally knocked over the dollar store candle they brought in an attempt to âset the moodâ, âuhhh do you wanna⌠try another spread?â
The morning after.
kweentrolls:
âYeah, no problem.â Youâre sure sheâs got it from here, and suppose that this is where you two part ways. Still, thereâs something else you want to say, and youâre not one to leave things unsaid.
âHey, uh⌠It was a nice time, the bar, the night, really. And⌠Hereâs my trollian handle.â You hand her a scrap of paper with it written out in your terrible handwriting.
âThanks uhâŚIâll get somebody to read this for me.â
> ADIOS.

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The morning after.
fanturds:
> When you arrive at the edge of society, you know you can find your way from here. Itâs never easy, but youâll be glad for some time alone toâŚthink.
âThank you, Thisle.â
âYeah, no problem.â Youâre sure sheâs got it from here, and suppose that this is where you two part ways. Still, thereâs something else you want to say, and youâre not one to leave things unsaid.
âHey, uh... It was a nice time, the bar, the night, really. And... Hereâs my trollian handle.â You hand her a scrap of paper with it written out in your terrible handwriting.
The morning after.
fanturds:
âThanksâŚâ
> You wipe your gross face and try to gather yourself, somewhat.
âI think I just need to sleep all this off..â
â...Alright.â You reassure, doing your best to not press any more of her buttons. âItâs this way, okay?â
You begin walking again, keeping in relative silence. The woods are easy for you to navigate, and you check back every now and then to make sure that Anneal is keeping pace. It isnât long before youâve exited the treeline, and the city is only a little ways off.