im good im good im great

imagine big bang theory, but in family guy’s art style

i tried to read this but my entire body got sent to hell so i dont know what it says

Hey @zero-alice

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

Please. turn off my fucking life support

I can feel the sheer, raw power just eminating from this video

this person is a bard and the MVP of whatever party he belongs to

this video is possibly among the greatest things I have ever experienced

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

goku is the least sexual being alive

I see your goku and raise you Wallas from wallas and grommit

wallas? fucking wallas?

“You gotta be cool, Scoobs.  Like the wind.”

@ literally all of my followers

*deepest voice imaginable* wrow.

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?