hey, remember that time martha jones spent a year travelling the globe alone during basically the apocalypse while avoiding capture and spreading a message of hope and single handedly saved the world? iconic

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

In all three books Katniss just pees once.

Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Thor continues: I just don’t understand why you would let this tear you two apart? I mean Loki is betraying me as we speak. Oh and he just stabbed me with a dagger, excuse me I need medical attention.

RIGHT

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

thats none of your business

@pimpinchilton @dominick-carisi-jr

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash