Oh mama, I'm just having fun

kurt hummel sent in an application to be britney spears' new handler.

when: friday, august 29th where: nyada's back-to-school party afterparty who: jesse & @kurtnyada

As he sipped a drink, he couldn't help but roll his eyes just at the sound of Jesse St. James' voice. And of course, he wanted to talk show choir. "Hello, Jesse. Don't pretend my name is beneath you. We have taken classes together for the last two years." He raised an eyebrow at him and shook his head. "Do you think about anything other than show choir?"

Honestly, you had me at “no classes before 9 a.m.”—that should be a human right. I swear I’m biologically incapable of forming a coherent thought before 8:45 unless it’s about tea.

Thank you for joining my push to make early morning classes illegal. I am sure with some creative protest signs, we'll get plenty of people on our side. If we only start our protests in the afternoon.

That was definitely me back in the day. Oh God, I sound like I'm a hundred years old. Which, I'm not! I'm only a third! Well, actually, a little over that which... is slightly depressing. Anyway. It will totally be worth it in the end though when you get to graduate early.

No, no you don't sound nor look a hundred years old. Or even a third. What's your skincare regime? It looks great! And graduating early is a funny joke. I am hoping to just graduate this decade.

I used to regret the amount, I have learnt to prioritise the most important ones to work on my craft whilst also being able to enjoy extra curricular activities and have a social life. It's all about balance.

That's what I am trying to do. Balance. But sometimes I feel like a cartoon with plates stacked comicly high... the balance is swaying.

I don’t believe the add/drop period has ended yet? You can still reduce your credit hours. Of course, assuming those credits are all mandatory for your degree, you’ll have to take them anyway. All you’d be doing is putting them off to a future date, most likely delaying meeting your requirements and giving yourself more time to question the life choices that led you here. Inevitably, at that point you’ll have a full on crisis despite the hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars already invested into a program you clearly weren’t devoted to enough if you’re complaining about a schedule you chose of your own volition. From there you’ll drop out, jump from dead end job to dead end job, and ultimately you’ll find yourself renting a basement apartment from some man known only as Big Larry. Don’t worry though, he’ll be kind enough to lend you cobweb-covered podcast equipment so you can document your rise and fall to an astonishing 17 monthly Spotify listeners. You might even get a HelloFresh sponsorship someday.

Oh... well then...

This is a totally controversial opinion here, but 9am classes are my non-guilty pleasure! The early bird catches the world, rightio? And if the bird is catching the worm, the Harmony is catching the symphonies! What classes do you have this semester? Anything interesting at all?

I'll let you and all the others gladly get the worm; I'll find something else to enjoy.

if it was up to me, all my classes would be at night. goths and the sun don't mix. honestly, i'm okay with the busy workload, though. my mind is better when it's occupied with busywork, instead of being left to daydream and rapidly tailspin into a fit of paranoia and misery.

But how are we ever going to find time to do other things than classwork... like part-time jobs, internships, a social life, or a god-forbid a dating life. It all feels impossible.

i'm confused, are you some kind of genius? i didn't know that they allowed kids under eighteen into the school. you're so cute. how old are you?

... I am 21.............

i don't understand the aversion to starting your day early. i mean, the earlier you start, the sooner you can start your night time skin routine and rest up for the next day, no? i start early, but that's okay, i want to squeeze as much into my day as i can and still have time to sharpen my instruments on my own.

Not all of us can roll out of bed looking fantastic. I like to take time in the morning to brace myself for the day ahead. But nightly skin routines are also essential.

sounds like you've definitely been blessed by the scheduling gods! my schedule is as packed as ever, but i like it that way. is it bad that i prefer early morning classes over evening classes? i mean, i'm not saying i necessarily want miss july to shout at me at 7am on a monday, but other than that i don't really mind. i rather have my evenings free for other activities. ate morning classes are the sweet spot, though, i think.

I think there are pros and cons to both morning and evening classes, so definitely not a bad thing that you prefer morning classes. I just spend way too long getting ready in the morning and if I have to have my butt in a chair by 7am, it means I am waking up two hours before that for my morning routine. Evening classes mean I have all day to get myself physically and mentally prepared.