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kurt hummel sent in an application to be britney spears' new handler.
sorry you didn't get the job @nyadakurt
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when: friday, august 29th where: nyada's back-to-school party afterparty who: jesse & @kurtnyada
"hey. kurt, right?" though, in jesse's opinion, fraternizing with the competition was generally frowned upon, but this was a party, and having a simple conversation with another classmate didn't have to be the end of the world. besides- it was the best way to get hints towards information that could be used in vocal adrenaline's favor later on. "how are those warblers doing? cracked under the pressure yet?"
As he sipped a drink, he couldn't help but roll his eyes just at the sound of Jesse St. James' voice. And of course, he wanted to talk show choir. "Hello, Jesse. Don't pretend my name is beneath you. We have taken classes together for the last two years." He raised an eyebrow at him and shook his head. "Do you think about anything other than show choir?"
Honestly, you had me at “no classes before 9 a.m.”—that should be a human right. I swear I’m biologically incapable of forming a coherent thought before 8:45 unless it’s about tea.
I definitely got a little too ambitious with my course load too, but I keep telling myself it’ll all even out once we’re in the rhythm of things. (Future me might disagree. She’s probably already overwhelmed. I owe her a cookie.)
I’ll have to stop by the café soon! You’ve officially made Tuesdays sound about ten times better. What’s your go-to order when you need a midday pick-me-up?
Thank you for joining my push to make early morning classes illegal. I am sure with some creative protest signs, we'll get plenty of people on our side. If we only start our protests in the afternoon.
The amount of things I push off on future me to figure out.... that poor guy.
I love a little bit of everything. But I am a sucker for an iced latte.
That was definitely me back in the day. Oh God, I sound like I'm a hundred years old. Which, I'm not! I'm only a third! Well, actually, a little over that which... is slightly depressing. Anyway. It will totally be worth it in the end though when you get to graduate early.
Is there a staff discount? I mean, I'll stop by anyway because I need caffeine more than my daily vitamins, but still. Discounts are nice.
No, no you don't sound nor look a hundred years old. Or even a third. What's your skincare regime? It looks great! And graduating early is a funny joke. I am hoping to just graduate this decade.
I do get a discount, which can be a bit of a problem. But if you're looking for a discount, our lavender drinks are on sale as we try to use up the rest of the syrup before it goes bad.

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I used to regret the amount, I have learnt to prioritise the most important ones to work on my craft whilst also being able to enjoy extra curricular activities and have a social life. It's all about balance.
Well I mean I can always do with a coffee, so you know what roomie, I will hold you to that and come and keep you company at the cafe.
That's what I am trying to do. Balance. But sometimes I feel like a cartoon with plates stacked comicly high... the balance is swaying.
Please, please come spend some time with me at the cafe. Save me from the boring art majors. Or the pretentious creative writers.
I don’t believe the add/drop period has ended yet? You can still reduce your credit hours. Of course, assuming those credits are all mandatory for your degree, you’ll have to take them anyway. All you’d be doing is putting them off to a future date, most likely delaying meeting your requirements and giving yourself more time to question the life choices that led you here. Inevitably, at that point you’ll have a full on crisis despite the hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars already invested into a program you clearly weren’t devoted to enough if you’re complaining about a schedule you chose of your own volition. From there you’ll drop out, jump from dead end job to dead end job, and ultimately you’ll find yourself renting a basement apartment from some man known only as Big Larry. Don’t worry though, he’ll be kind enough to lend you cobweb-covered podcast equipment so you can document your rise and fall to an astonishing 17 monthly Spotify listeners. You might even get a HelloFresh sponsorship someday.
Or you can get used to your classes for the 16 weeks they’ll last. Take your pick.
Oh... well then...
Does your mind always go to the worst places like that? Because that must be a fun trick at parties.
This is a totally controversial opinion here, but 9am classes are my non-guilty pleasure! The early bird catches the world, rightio? And if the bird is catching the worm, the Harmony is catching the symphonies! What classes do you have this semester? Anything interesting at all?
The schedule goddess ABSOLUTELY delivered! My calendar is jam-packed, peachy and looking extremely busy - just the way I like it. How long have you been working at the café? Are you liking it so far? I've heard of a new, spicy drink on the horizon under the name of 'the purple perfection' - are you selling yet? If so, I have got a ga-zillion questions for you!
-- Oh, and I hope you had a tremendous summer, Kurt.
I'll let you and all the others gladly get the worm; I'll find something else to enjoy.
And as far as classes this semester, I am working on finishing up my minor in costume design, so I am a little heavy on the design classes and a little light on the musical theatre. But I think it will be nice!
I am so happy that you are as busy as you like to be! You have always seemed like someone who doesn't like to slow down, so I am sure that is the best kind of schedule.
I can neither confirm nor deny if we will be selling a new spicy drink; you are going to have to come in every day and check and tip the cute barista behind the counter kindly.
if it was up to me, all my classes would be at night. goths and the sun don't mix. honestly, i'm okay with the busy workload, though. my mind is better when it's occupied with busywork, instead of being left to daydream and rapidly tailspin into a fit of paranoia and misery.
if i drink coffee that late in the day, i'll never fall asleep, but maybe i'll join you for something decaffeinated.
But how are we ever going to find time to do other things than classwork... like part-time jobs, internships, a social life, or a god-forbid a dating life. It all feels impossible.
Please come keep me company at the coffee shop, I need someone to gossip with. Most of my co-workers are art majors, and we have nothing in common.
i'm confused, are you some kind of genius? i didn't know that they allowed kids under eighteen into the school. you're so cute. how old are you?
... I am 21.............
I guess that's not the worst insult I've heard....

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i don't understand the aversion to starting your day early. i mean, the earlier you start, the sooner you can start your night time skin routine and rest up for the next day, no? i start early, but that's okay, i want to squeeze as much into my day as i can and still have time to sharpen my instruments on my own.
i will absolutely say yes to mid afternoon coffee, though.
Not all of us can roll out of bed looking fantastic. I like to take time in the morning to brace myself for the day ahead. But nightly skin routines are also essential.
I will make sure we are stocked up with your favorites.
What classes are you most looking forward to, Rachel?
sounds like you've definitely been blessed by the scheduling gods! my schedule is as packed as ever, but i like it that way. is it bad that i prefer early morning classes over evening classes? i mean, i'm not saying i necessarily want miss july to shout at me at 7am on a monday, but other than that i don't really mind. i rather have my evenings free for other activities. ate morning classes are the sweet spot, though, i think.
oh, you'll definitely be seeing me on all three of those days! how was your summer, kurt?
I think there are pros and cons to both morning and evening classes, so definitely not a bad thing that you prefer morning classes. I just spend way too long getting ready in the morning and if I have to have my butt in a chair by 7am, it means I am waking up two hours before that for my morning routine. Evening classes mean I have all day to get myself physically and mentally prepared.
I'd better see you! You're like the number one customer with the amount of caffeine you consume. And my summer was interesting! But I am honestly glad to be back in classes and such. How was your summer? I heard you were traveling!
Does anyone else regret the number of classes they have signed up for this semester? I think I am going to regret this in just a few weeks... But on the bright side, no classes before 9 a.m. which I think should be illegal. I would much rather take an evening class than haul my butt to a lecture hall at 7 a.m.
I hope the scheduling gods all worked in your favor this semester! And if you need a mid-afternoon coffee, come see me at the cafe on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
About Kurt
full name: Kurt Elijah Hummel
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gender: genderfluid
pronouns: he/they
sexuality: homosexual/homoromantic
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