Two Goats Gaming Together

The practical side of being Iron Man.

A Marvel newbie summarizing Hulk scenes.

When you can’t distinguish two wonderful things.

When you’re new to the MCU.

When the game is just too hard for you.

When you haven’t seen a sleeping tallbird before.

When you’re Chaotic Neutral.

When enemies forget to show you their license to kill you.

When your roommate is Oscar the Grouch.

When your partner is a pest.

Slay the Spire requires focus, logic, and critical thinking. Her coach has none of those. How soon will she be slain?

When everyone wants to be friends with you.

When you get too addicted to a new game.

When you don’t care for Chester.

When you’re naturally dirty-minded. 

When you’re in a respectful relationship.

When you have to share a single torch.