Probably (not) a Raccoon

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

*flirting badly* Haha yeah i could be the homura to uyoure madoka ;) *sees her reach for her phone* dont look that up. Pleas dont look thyt up. Pleas

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

this meeting could have been a beloved folktale passed down orally thru generations

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

LOL someone tried to Blaze this post (excellent idea, btw) and Tumblr rejected it for being sexually explicit.