Now get this...

old macdonald had ENOUGH

E-I-E-I NO

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

GIVE ME STATS WITH THIS PROFESSOR

This is exactly why I don’t go to college.

Woahhh he basically said everything I’m feeling in four mins.

I’ll be waiting for this guys revolution. I need it.

Who this

exactly

thank you

all of this

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

damn i’m good

she is goals