Some P4 + Clayton and Cheslock incorrect quotes
I'm sorry if they a bit OOC tho-
Edgar: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Edgar and Lawrence, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Herman: Our turn, Violet! One, two, three- vanilla!
Violet, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Edgar: Why are your tongues purple?
Herman: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
Violet: I had a red one.
Edgar: oh
Edgar:
Edgar: OH
Lawrence:
Lawrence: You drank each other's slushies?
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lawrence: Shit.
Edgar: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Violet: OH FUCK HERMAN FELL OFF-
Lawrence: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Edgar: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Lawrence: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Edgar: But I heard a siren.
Violet: That was Herman.
Herman: Sorry, I got nervous.
Lawrence: You know those things will kill you, right?
Edgar, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Violet, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Herman: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Lawrence: What do you want then?
Violet: Er… something work related.
Lawrence: What department is this?
Violet: Sorry?
Lawrence: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is.What department is this?
Lawrence: * looks at Herman and Edgar* Some sort of homosexual department?
Lawrence: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Violet: Put spaghetti in it.
Lawrence: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Herman: Put spaghetti in it.
Lawrence: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Edgar: Put spaghetti in it.
Lawrence: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Lawrence: Violet, we're hungry!
Herman: Violet! What's for dinner?
Edgar: We're hungry, Violet!
Violet, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *
*Lawrence's helping Edgar out after he get injured, while the others are watching*
Violet: How does Edgar look?
Herman: A little better than you, actually.
Violet : you little shit-
Lawrence: You guys worried about Edgar?
Violet: Totally!
Herman: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Lawrence: And what'd you say?
Herman: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Violet:
Lawrence: he lucky to have you as a friend unfortunately
Lawrence: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Edgar: Plane tickets?
Violet: Concert tickets?
Herman: Prostitution?
Lawrence, holding their broken frames: Glasses. And second HERMAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Lawrence: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Edgar: ...I did.I broke it.
Lawrence: No.No you didn't. Herman?
Herman: Don't look at me. Look at Violet.
Violet: What?!I didn't break it.
Herman: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Violet: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Herman: Suspicious.
Violet: No, it's not!
Clayton: If it matters, probably not, but Cheslock was the last one to use it.
Cheslock: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Clayton: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cheslock: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Clayton!
Edgar: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lawrence.
Lawrence: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Clayton: Lawrence...Herman's been awfully quiet.
Herman: REALLY?!
* Everyone starts arguing*
Lawrence, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Lawrence: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lawrence:
Lawrence: Good.It was getting a little chummy around here.
Herman: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Lawrence: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Clayton: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Cheslock: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Violet: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Edgar: I have emotional scars.
*Squad reactions to being told "I love you"*
Lawrence: oh no
Edgar: thanks fam!
Herman: * cries * I love you too
Violet: Sounds fake but okay
Clayton: * A flustered mess*
Cheslock: can i get a refund?
Lawrence, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Clayton: But Lawrence, we don't smoke.
Lawrence: Cut the crap, Clayton. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Lawrence: *points at Cheslock* One! *points at Edgar* Two! *points at Herman* Three! *points at Violet* Four! *points at Clayton* Five!
Lawrence: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Violet: *puts a cigarrette in Lawrence's hand*
Lawrence: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
Lawrence: Edgar... How do I begin to explain Edgar?
Herman: Edgar is flawless.
Violet: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Clayton: I hear he do car commercials... in Japan.
Cheslock: One time they punched me in the face...it was awesome.
Lawrence, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Edgar: Hey.
Herman: Hi.
Violet: Hello.
Clayton: Hey!
Lawrence: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Cheslock: We were out of Doritos. And it is an emergency that we out of Doritos.
