Fairy Tale

Aizawa: Repeat after me

Aizawa:

Midoriya:

Midoriya: …But you didn’t say anything, sensei

JKDSL; AGHK; MANOMA HOW MANY SERIES DID YOU PACK INTO THIS FANFIC PLAY

forget Infinity War, THIS is the world’s most ambitious crossover

IZUKU’S GETTING SCOLDED BY ALL MIGHT AND THE OTHER KIDS JUST CASUALLY MENTION IT

that’s so fucking cute hkls; ahgkla; also All Might calling Izuku a million times because he never picked up is such a dad thing, oh myg od

also Bakugou is blowing up some ice in the background

i just love every single Dad Might panel in this chapter so much

AAAAAAAAA I LOVE THAT THIS IS BROUGHT UP

while no one got hurt and the situation was resolved peacefully, more or less, Izuku still had better options to fix the situation. he could have relied on his teachers, because that’s what they’re there for. 

they’re heroes too. that’s their job. that’s what they do. and it’s their job to make sure everyone is safe, too.

i absolutely love it when people bring up how Izuku doesn’t need to do these things on his own, he’s got his friends, allies, teachers, and many people to rely on for help

he’s not alone.

HE JUST TOSSES IZUKU JDKLS;A HGKSAL; 

“GO HAVE FUN!!!” 

*TOSSES CHILD*

1. i love how no one even really cares that Izuku was just tossed into the air by one of the teachers

2. HOUND DOG IMMEDIATELY DOES THE SAME THING TO ALL MIGHT SKALGH KHD;A

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

Eri is the cutest thing to ever exist and i love her very much

LOOK AT HOW MIRIO IS COPYING HER MOVEMENTS, THAT’S THE CUTEST THING EVER AAAAAAA 

SHE CALLS JIROU “THAT LADY” AND IZUKU “MR. DEKU” IM CRYING 

IZUKU IS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRY, PRECIOUS CHILD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaaawww i love how everyone is talking about how much they loved 1A’s show

AND I LOVE HOW THESE TWO APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT THEY WERE THINKING EARLIER 

jsdkl;a ghkla;gh ak Bakugou’s little smug-ass face oh my god this little shit, i love him

I LOVE HOW. THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS ALL LIKE HEARTWARMING AND UPLIFTING AND SUCH, ALL ABOUT REACHING PEOPLE’S HEARTS, AND BAKUGOU IS ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT IIDA IS SAYING

EXCEPT THE ONE FUCKING THING BAKUGOU ACTUALLY TOOK NOTE OF IS HOW THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T WATCH THE SHOW, SO NOW HE’S LIKE

“WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHO DIDN’T WATCH US. BRING THEM HERE SO I CAN FUCK THEM UP”

AND OJIROU IS HOLDING HIM BACK JKDL;AHGKLA;

jksdl; akl;ghakgls;aghkl a;ghdskal;gsja??????//ds,.ag??GA???

MONOMA IS GETTING MAD AT THE THIRD YEARS NOW FOR SHOWING UP KENDOU

it’s so funny to see his usual attitude towards 1A being focused on someone else hkdls; aghdkla; 

Ochako’s face is so round and squished here i’m???? cry????

all the kids look so adorable??????

AAWWW THEY GOT ERI SOME FOOD and hsdkla;gd hsakl;gk SHINSOU

i love his little surprised reaction at seeing them 

Eri’s cute little smile…. Todoroki and Iida being silly… WAIT IS THAT AN ALL MIGHT FIGURE NEXT TO THEM

also hdssda;g Bakugou being all competative and cute and his classmates watching, that’s so adorable

i love these kids so much

THIS PAGE IS JUST SO SWEET

NEJIRE WON AND TAMAKI AND MIRIO LOOK SO PROUD OF HER AND MOMO AND JIROU ARE HANGING OUT  

IT LOOKS LIKE JIROU IS TELLING MOMO WHAT PACKAGED DRINKS ARE?? OR THEY’RE JUST LAUGHING AT THE DRINK SHAPED LIKE CEMENTOSS 

and i would like to point out that Hatsume is FINALLY sleeping, bless her sweet soul

aaaawwwww Izuku notices Eri’s looking a little down

AND HE KNOWS WHY SHE’S FEELING SAD, BECAUSE HE MADE HER A CANDIED APPLE

HE REALIZED THERE WOULDN’T BE ANY AT THE FESTIVAL SO HE GOT THE INGREDIENTS AND MADE THEM HIMSELF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

ALSO I’D LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW MIRIO SPENT THE WHOLE TIME LOOKING FOR CANDIED APPLE STANDS FOR ERI, AND IZUKU HANDS MIRIO HIS OWN APPLE. HE MADE SOME FOR EVERYONE

(also when the fuck did Izuku even have time to make those. where was he keeping them)

Eri’s face is so cute…… she’s so happy…..  im just… emotional…. and Aizawa is being such a dad to her i’m dshkla; hlka; ghaklklag

what good characters

GENTLE………………… YOU’RE STILL TRYING TO PROTECT HER, EVEN NOW god what good guys….. they just wanna protect each other….

also i’d like to point out that yet another police officer has an animal head, so now we have Cat, Dog, and Gorilla

and aaaaaaaa the gorilla police chief guy brings up Gentle’s past

I LOVE THIS PART

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS PART A WHOLE LOT

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT GENTLE I WANTED TO SEE HIM SUCCEED, HIS PAST WAS REALLY SAD AND HE JUST WANTED TO BE A HERO AND LIVE HIS DREAM, BUT CIRCUMSTANCES MADE IT SO HE COULDN’T

SO HE FELL INTO VILLAINY- TRYING TO BE HEROIC WHILE BEING A VILLAIN, EXPOSING CORRUPT COMPANIES AND WRONGDOINGS AND RIGHTING THEM ROBIN-HOOD STYLE

BUT HE TURNED HIMSELF IN TO SAVE LA BRAVA’S FUTURE 

BUT THE GORILLA POLICE CHEIF SAT HIM DOWN AND SPOKE TO HIM AND REALIZED WHAT GENTLE’S DREAM WAS. HE WANTED TO BE A HERO.

IT’S NOT TOO LATE FOR GENTLE. HE’S NOT TOO FAR GONE. HE’S STILL GOT A CHANCE TO LIVE HIS DREAM, TO BE A HERO. HE CAN STILL REBUILD HIS LIFE. 

HE KNOWS GENTLE ISN’T A BAD PERSON AND IS OFFERING HIM A SECOND CHANCE AT HIS DREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LEGIT GOT EMOTIONAL WRITING THIS AAAAA EVEN IF YOUR DREAMS FAIL THE FIRST TIME ROUND, YOU CAN STILL FIND A WAY TO LIVE THEM, AND I LOVE THAT. I LOVE GENTLE’S STORY. IT’S SUCH A GOOD MESSAGE, ESPECIALLY IN THIS SERIES WHERE THERE’S SO MUCH EMPHASIS ON GOING TO HERO SCHOOL IN ORDER TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL HERO

GENTLE WAS A DROPOUT AND HE FAILED AND HE FELL INTO RUIN BUT NOW HE HAS A SECOND CHANCE TO DO WHAT HE WANTED

i love this series so much i love these characters so much i love the messages it presents and the morals and the lessons and i love this series so fucking much im getting emotional

                                  *Aizawa found dead on the floor*

this goes on for a while…

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

A lot of the time when people give advice intended to relieve anxiety, they suggest doing “relaxing” things like drawing, painting, knitting, taking a bubble bath, coloring in one of those zen coloring books, or watching glitter settle to the bottom of a jar.

This advice is always well-intentioned, and I’m not here to diss people who either give it or who benefit from it. But it has never, ever done shit for me, and this is because it goes about resolving anxiety in the completely wrong way.  

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO when suffering from anxiety is to do a “relaxing” thing that just enables your mind to dwell and obsess more on the thing that’s bothering you. You need to ESCAPE from the dwelling and the obsession in order to experience relief.

You can drive to a quiet farm, drive to the beach, drive to a park, or anywhere else, but as someone who has tried it all many, many times, trust me–it’s a waste of gas. You will just end up still sad and stressed, only with sand on your butt. You can’t physically escape your sadness. Your sadness is inside of you. To escape, you need to give your brain something to play with for a while until you can approach the issue with a healthier frame of mind. 

People who have anxiety do not need more time to contemplate, because we will use it to contemplate how much we suck.

In fact, you could say that’s what anxiety is–hyper-contemplating. When we let our minds run free, they run straight into the thorn bushes. Our minds are already running, and they need to be controlled. They need to be given something to do, or they’ll destroy everything, just like an overactive husky dog ripping up all the furniture. 

Therefore, I present to you: 

THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHEN ANXIOUS

–Go on a walk

–Watch a sunset, watch fish in an aquarium, watch glitter, etc.

–Go anywhere where the main activity is sitting and watching

–Draw, color, do anything that occupies the hands and not the mind

–Do yoga, jog, go fishing, or anything that lets you mentally drift 

–Do literally ANYTHING that gives you great amounts of mental space to obsess and dwell on things.

THINGS YOU SHOULD DO WHEN ANXIOUS:

–Do a crossword puzzle, Sudoku, or any other mind teaser game. Crosswords are the best.

–Write something. It doesn’t have to be a masterpiece. Write the Top 10 Best Restaurants in My City. Rank celebrities according to Best Smile. Write some dumb Legolas fanfiction and rip it up when you’re done. It’s not for publication, it’s a relief exercise that only you will see. 

–Read something, watch TV, or watch a movie–as long as it’s engrossing. Don’t watch anything which you can run as background noise (like, off the top of my head, Say Yes to The Dress.) As weird as it seems, American Horror Story actually helps me a lot, because it sucks me in. 

–Masturbate. Yes, I’m serious. Your mind has to concentrate on the mini-movie it’s running. It can’t run Sexy Titillating Things and All The Things That are Bothering Me at the same time. (…I hope. If it can, then…ignore this one.) 

–Do math problems—literally, google “algebra problems worksheet” and solve them. If you haven’t done math since 7th grade this will really help you. I don’t mean with math, I mean with the anxiety. 

–Play a game or a sport with someone that requires great mental concentration. Working with 5 people to get a ball over a net is a challenge which will require your brain to turn off the Sadness Channel. 

–Play a video game, as long as it’s not something like candy crush or Tetris that’s mindless. 

THINGS YOU SHOULD DO DURING PANIC ATTACKS ESPECIALLY:

–List the capitals of all the U.S. states

–List the capitals of all the European countries

–List all the shapes you can see. Or all the colors. 

–List all the blonde celebrities you can think of.

–Pull up a random block of text and count all the As in it, or Es or whatever.  

Now obviously, I am not a doctor. I am just an anxious person who has tried almost everything to help myself.  I’ve finally realized that the stuff people recommend never works because this is a disorder that thrives on free time and free mental space. When I do the stuff I listed above, I can breathe again. And I hope it helps someone here too. 

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

they are the same

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