I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life
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I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

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I like how this wip looks at this stage, so I thought I'd just post it
BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

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3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh
0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎
we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
florence welch for elle magazine russia photography by ina lekiewicz styled by ekaterina mukhina hair and makeup by leigh keats and sarah freyton
normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop
takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"
If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.
me when i’m browsing zillow and stop to look at a “stylish” nineteenth century house that has been “tastefully updated” or “beautifully modernized”:
Update: There’s not a Mean Girls quote for this, but have you ever seen one described as “beautifully preserved” and then when you look at the pictures it appears to be more accurately “not destroyed”

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when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
"that guy's wrong tho"
you get it
If things are starting to look dire, my advice for yall is it's probably time to watch Black Sails.
This transition is straight out of a horror movie
@heymynameismolly-jk wow
• Beach Umbrella.
Date: 1860-1870
Medium: Silk

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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
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