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date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

i'm a normal bloke. i live on a planet, i eat organic matter. and i infect any astronauts who touch me.

i <3 conditioning!! i <3 being trained!!!!

Somebody please please please do this to me please oh my god I need this

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

How you gonna be a transphobic cis gay man and turn around and call your asshole a “boypussy” stolen valor mf

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

they should legalize polyamory. everywhere. and im not kidding at all. if someone wants to marry multiple people they should be allowed to. for any reason.

before anybody tries to say some bullshit about this, extending the definition of marriage to include multiple people would give members of religions forced into abusive polygamy the same rights any divorcing spouse would have without putting them at risk for being charged with bigamy. this would make it easier for people to leave abusive plural marriages.