I'm creating this blog to finally just act like myself for once. No filter, just me, my thoughts, fanfictions and lots of other stuff that i like.
You guys can call me Randy or Randall, whatever you like!
Im gonna start by listing my fandoms, and hope that people won't recognise me from them xD
Scream (obviously)
Alien
The walking Dead
The Pitt
Anything related to Timothy Olyphant
Those are just the main ones, that I'll probably talk about the most!
Other stuff i heavily fw and what things will probably end up in my fanfictions are
forcemasc
Age gap
Polyamory
Dehumanization
Power dynamics
Fanfics i finished and am currently working on
"Examine me." Jack Abbot x ftm reader
"Predator and its prey" Titus Danforth x ftm reader
"Whore door" Locksmith role from steven Ogg x ftm reader
"Yes Doctor!" Robby & Abbot x ftm reader
"Gob's 5000 dollar suit" arrested development Gob x ftm reader
"Gregory's Daughter" twd Simon x ftm reader
About me!
Im a neurodivergent trans Man, who lovesss Horror movies & freaky things.
The reason i made this blog is cause i just want to talk about freaky thoughts without being embarrassed about it. And cause there are like NONE character x trans Male reader fanfics out there!
I'm relatively new to Tumblr so forgive me if this looks like shit, but I'll try my best!
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Summary: You're the new secretary for the bluth company, but you're immediately met with open elbows from the new boss of the company. Micheal Bluth's older brother Gob.
Tags: slight Internalized homophobia from Gob?, silly situation turned into smut, extremely dumb plot, Alive! Dove in Gob's clothes, Ron howard commentary (also in the smut part), reader says that he's gay, hurt/comfort, you educate gob on trans topics, he's still a tiny bit insensitive though, dry humping, t-dick & cis dick frotting, needy gob, Sub & Dom Gob, Sub & Dom reader, blowjob by both, p in v (but it gets called "hole"), mentions of future top reader, riding, creampie, Gob tells the reader that he loves him
Notes: Ik this is lowkey niche, but im watching arrested development rn and Will Arnett is SO HOT. (ik that freaky smut fanfics don't really fit in to arrested development but as I've said.. Will Arnett 😍)
(CIS MEN & WOMEN DNI!!! THIS IS A TRANS! MALE READER FIC!!!)
(barely proof read!)
You were just hired to be the new secretary at the Bluth company by Micheal bluth.
Going in the office, you thought to be greeted by the familiar man that you've just had an interview with yesterday, but instead you were met by a tall man doing some kind of..chicken dance? In front of Micheal
You're pretty sure that you've seen that dance before. Remembering that it meant that the one that was dancing it is a homosexual.
Very confused you go towards them.
"Hello!-" *BAM*
The taller man hits you with his elbow in your face, immediately turning around to look at the guy he just dragged to the ground
"Ow!"
Sitting on the ground you hold your now bleeding nose
"Gob, oh my god!" Micheal exclaims and immediately grabs the tissue box on the counter
"That's why i don't want you leading our company!" Micheal gives you the tissue box, to collect the blood dripping from your nose
"I am so sorry, Y/N" He apologizes for his brothers behavior
"It's..fine"
"Here let me help you" the taller man grabs you under your shoulders, but you quickly take a fall again as he accidentally drops you halfway up
"Oh- I'm sorry, here let me-"
"No" you and Micheal both answer in union
"I'm fine. It's fine."
Y/N lied. He's not.
You finally stand up by yourself and lean against the countertop
"That's one hell of a start" Micheal mutters under his breath
"Well, Y/N. This is my older brother, Gob. And your Boss now.."
Breathing the last sentence he picks himself by the bridge of his nose, letting out a deep sigh
"Come on, Micheal! Trust me for once in your life."
Gob laughs, putting an arm around his brother and patting him on the back
"I mean, how could i not be a great boss, in this 5000 dollar suit!"
"If you say that sentence again, the employees will think even less of you."
Micheal argues but decides to reduce the tense situation
"Anyway, Gob, this is Y/N. My- Your new secretary."
Gob quickly looks at you, then at Micheal, then back at you
"A Guy?!" He looks back at Micheal
"Bu- But- But- What about Kitty?!"
Micheal lets out a deep sigh again
"If you didn't notice already.. She was on the Yacht, that you blew up."
Gob looks around to somehow escape the unpleasant realization
"Oh, yeah i forgot about that-"
"Blew..up?"
You ask raising an eyebrow, Micheal just pats your back and goes towards the elevator
"Yeah, Gob's a magician!" He exclaims with false excitement.
He turns around one last time to look at you and says
"I'm really sorry. He won't be the Boss for a long time. Just hang in there."
The elevator door closes and now you're all alone with your new boss
"He's lying. He's just mad that dad didn't give him this 2600 dollar suit!"
He states with a big grin on his face
"Didn't you just say it was 5000 dollars?"
For a second you just stare at each other in the face
"Those are just numbers!" Gob inhales and points at your new counter
"There's your new desk. Let me know when someone.. important calls"
He goes back to his office and leaves you there.
Before going to your desk, you clean yourself up in the bathroom, wiping the blood from your nose before sitting in your seat.
After a while Gob calls you to his office
Entering it you see him rocking back and forth in his chair, looking confused
"Y/N, you need to test something for me real quick."
"Yeah, sure, what is it?"
You ask and he gestures for you to come closer
"This chair, it seems a bit unstable, doesn't it?"
It wasn't. Gob was just paranoid.
He asks and you raise an eyebrow, trying to find any loose screws on the floor or on the chair it self
"No, not really? I mean i don't see any loose screws."
Your reassuring words are not helping and he thinks for a moment before saying
"Sit on my lap."
He pats his lap and looks at you in all seriousness
You laugh
"No im serious, i want to really see if it's stable enough."
There's an awkward silence between the two of you for a moment and something stirs in your stomach.
Not seeming to find any irony in his face you sigh and say
"Sure, whatever."
But before you can get any closer he puts his finger up
"Wait! No offense to you, but this suit? Is worth over 3630 dollars. Don't want to ruin it by getting your clothes on it."
He stands up and starts to strip down starting at his tie
"Uh- Gob?"
You look at him being visibly red and embarrassed
"Yeah?" He asks, not even looking at you while unbuttoning his shirt
"I could just..order a new chair for you"
You look away, being a visible mess
"What? No, no, no. Don't worry. We can just test it and then see if we have to order a new one"
He now starts at his pants, unbuckling his belt and.. a dove flies out?!
You both get startled by it until it finally flies out of the window.
"God damnit! Those are really expensive!"
Gob shouts but goes back to undressing again, giving you a glance to check if you're in any way weirded out by it. You just seem confused.
But as he undresses you can't look away. It's extremely disrespectful, but Gob's also the one stripping down, so maybe you're alright.
"Is.. taking your clothes off really necessary?"
You ask with a gulp, trying to somehow hide your flustered face
"Oh no, don't worry. I'm not going to be naked. I mean, that would make us look extremely gay, wouldn't it?"
He laughs but then stares at you with a serious expression grabbing himself by his pants
"Wait, you're not gay, are you?"
Y/N is, infact, very gay.
There's a short amount of silence before you speak up
"I am.."
The air in the room is getting thickening but gob shakes his head and starts to strip down again
"Doesn't matter. What matters is testing this chair."
Your eyes go wider
"For stability. Testing it for stability, for sitting on it. Normally. Alone."
Now he's a bit embarrassed but he quickly shakes it off when he sits down in the chair again.
You can't help but take a glance at his boxers. He seems to be filling them up perfectly. He's sitting there, almost fully naked, spreading his legs.
"Come on." He demands by patting his thigh, the air getting thicker by the second.
Letting out a shallow breath you sit down on his lap, not even daring to put your whole weight on top of him. But he quickly grabs your hips and pulls you down.
You wish you didn't just let out a small whimper but you couldn't help it.
"Full weight. Or else we can't determine if it's stable enough."
He says with all seriousness, but the tension gets even thicker when he starts rocking back and forth again. Practically making you dry hump him.
You feel him pressed against your ass and with every small movement you can feel the tip of his dick grazing against it.
"Do you feel that?"
He asks and you could not be more flustered
"I-" you swallow your words "Y-Yes."
What Y/N didn't realize is, that Gob was still talking about the chair. And Gob didn't realize that Y/N was talking about his dick
"Yeah, right? I told you there's a loose screw here!"
With wide eyes you realize what he meant and you're just glad you didn't comment on what you thought.
"Yeah, so I'll buy a new chair then-"
You want to stand up but he puts his arm around your stomach and pulls you back
"No, wait." He stops you "just a minute longer, just so we're sure."
You could cut the tension with a knife now. The silence in the room is only interrupted by small screeching sounds from the chair.
But as time flies Gob's rocking back and forth with more power, even making small grinding motions now.
Both Y/N and Gob were aware of the situation folding out between them now. But neither even dared to speak a word to each other, so that the moment wouldn't get ruined.
Small grinding motions quickly turned into Gob grabbing your hips and dragging you down on his now erect cock.
Both of you only let out small whimpers. There's no turning back now.
"T-Turn around." He whispers in your ear and without a beat you turn around to face him
Your tongues clash into one another immediately. Tasting each other's breath and breathing them in.
While you make out, your clothes land on the floor quicker than you thought and before gob could put his hand where he needed it most you stopped him.
"Wait!-" you hold his hand and look down shamefully "I- I have to tell you something."
"Oh, don't worry, i noticed that you have a small dick."
You breathe in. Please don't let this ruin the moment.
"Actually- i don't have one.."
He looks at you being confused for a moment
"Well- i have! But- it was my clit.. but it got bigger when i started taking testosterone."
Gob still looks really confused
"Im trans, Gob. I- I was born in a body with female anatomy.."
You remove one leg from his, being ready to stand up, to get dismissed by him.
But before you could remove yourself from him he takes you back into his lap
"Oh, don't worry. I've fucked tran-"
Before Gob could finish his sentence, he realized that saying a slur might not be the best idea.
"trans..sexuals?"
He raises an eyebrow making you laugh
"Transexuals, transgender, trans etc.."
You educate him and you're met with a cute genuine smile
"Well, what i wanted to say was, I've fucked transgenders before. Well the other way- but-"
Not letting him finish his sentence you pull him into a kiss again
"Enough talking. I get it"
You mutter under the clash of your lips and groins against each other
"Good" he simply adds and finally puts his hand down your boxers
"Fuck" he exclaims as he's met with your slick heat, immediately rubbing against your t-dick with eager quickness
"Fuck, i didn't know it would be this big~"
He moans as you twitch in his hands
"Fuck, Gob! Be- be careful! It has way more nerve endings than your stupid cock!"
You frustatingly whimper and push his arm away for a bit
"Stupid? Guess you don't want me to fuck you, huh?"
"Maybe I'll fuck you"
You smirk in a bratty tone and he stares at you for a moment, looking slightly scared.
"Im just joking! Maybe another time.."
You chuckle and pull both of your boxers down, making his and your cock spring free
"Fuck-" you say with a shocked expression. It's such a fucking huge cut cock with thick veins decorating it.
"Too much for you to handle, huh?"
He jokes and you frot your own t-dick against his
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that."
You respond with a witty grin
Gob puts his hand on your tcock and strokes it while you do the same to him
As you get lost in the pleasure the eye contact stays put, breathing into each others faces
"Let me suck it"
He says and flips you around so that you're spreading out on the chair now, but before he could dive in you hold him by his hair
"Say please."
His needy eyes speak more than a thousand words, he loves this power play. But he won't let his dignity be completely destroyed. Just yet.
But the more he stares at your erect tdick he realizes just how much he needed it in his mouth so he speaks up
"..p-.." he starts but looks down with embarrassment in his eyes
"please.." he whispers
"Hm? What did you just say?"
You tease, twisting his hair in your fingers
This makes him completely break. He's the Boss, you're the secretary. YOU should be on your knees, begging him to suck HIS cock.
But with all of your teasing and sweet actions he just can't help himself.
"Please." He now says in a louder tone looking up at you
You let his hair go and give him a small nod
"Good boy" you praise
He lets out a hitched breath by you calling him that. While one hand grabs his own cock to stroke it he dives in and starts licking at the tip of your tdick.
You both moan extremely loud at this. The neediness in both of your voices is very obvious to hear throughout the whole office.
But you both don't care, you love to hear each other's desperate whimpers as you give in to the pleasure.
He starts to suck on your cock, desperately licking and painting it with his saliva
"Fuck Gob!" You moan out of overstimulation
"Yeah, you like that, huh?"
He asks and puts one finger inside of you
"This even more" you grind into him, letting out pathetic moans
"Now take my cock." He stands up, now looming over you but he stops for a second
"please.." he quietly says and now starts to slowly stroke his cock
Getting on your knees on the chair, you kneel in front of him, grabbing him by his thighs and licking the precum from his dick
He shutters.
"Fuckk~" he puts his hands on your head pushing it slightly to tell you to take it deeper
But you tease him by taking his cock in your hand and slowly stroking it while taking in the tip grazing your tongue on top of it
"Y/N, please" he begs stopping himself from thrusting his dick down your throat completely
"Just because you asked so nicely"
You smirk and take half of his length in your mouth. It's almost too much and you didn't even get to the end yet.
Sucking his dick back and forth while you start to lightly stroke it at the beginning of the shaft he grabs you by your hair and guides you
"fuck- you're- you're doing so good" he babbles incoherent praises that you aren't able to fully understand by his low moans and the sound of your mouth colliding with his hard cock
Shortly after you try to get it deeper and deeper till you deepthroat his whole member.
This makes thrust into your mouth being a complete mess
"Please let me fuck you now" he breathes and you stand up, climbing on top of him and lining his shaft up with your hole.
He leans back on the chair and now the problem with the object is completely forgotten by both parties
With needy eyes you both look eachother in the face and finally his cock enters your aching hole.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck-"
He whines and grabs you by your hips, guiding you down on him.
Gobs face looks like he's on cloud 9 now.
Heavy eyebrows, wide mouth opening for a silent moan
Slowly but surely you begin to ride him, making both of you feel soo good
The way his dick grazes against the soft walls of your hole and hits just the right spot
You were never one to last very long, especially when having such a handsome man under you fucking into you
His thrusts get faster and you look at him with half lidded eyes
"Fuck, Gob.. so- good."
Is the only thing you manage to get out
Your speed fastens while your grip around each others bodies tightens.
And when your desperate eyes meet, your lips both clash against each other in a desperate sloppy kiss
Now it's just you and him. The sloppy clapping sounds fill the room of the thin walled office, together with your whiny moans
You both feel your climax getting closer and just when you were about to come gob shouts
"I love you!"
As he comes into you, breathing heavily into the nape of your neck
You would acknowledge what just happened if you weren't so distracted by his thick seed filling you up to the brim
When you both come down from your high and lay there on the chair you say
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So I've been watching arrested development rn and im at the part where tony wonder gets killed by the gay mafia... Im literally crying this is so stupid but i love gob and him so much they were supposed to be happy. I hate them, i hate this sm what the actual fuck arrested development? And now the conversion therapy from Gob is working?! What the fuck i hate this sm Gob and Tony wonder should be happy and this is supposed to be a comedy show. And why does Gob seem so unbothered by it.
Please no spoilers as I've not finished it yet but i still hope that tony wonder gets revealed to be alive
Im never crying about any series what the hell. This is making me hate the whole series. I loved it the past few weeks
So I've been watching arrested development rn and im at the part where tony wonder gets killed by the gay mafia... Im literally crying this is so stupid but i love gob and him so much they were supposed to be happy. I hate them, i hate this sm what the actual fuck arrested development? And now the conversion therapy from Gob is working?! What the fuck i hate this sm Gob and Tony wonder should be happy and this is supposed to be a comedy show. And why does Gob seem so unbothered by it.
Please no spoilers as I've not finished it yet but i still hope that tony wonder gets revealed to be alive
Im never crying about any series what the hell. This is making me hate the whole series. I loved it the past few weeks
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