Kuma

Might die later, idk

conservative politics are built on the idea that people have to ‘earn’ the right not to suffer

….yeah? why y'all grown-ass adults don’t wanna work for your keep? children, sure, give them all what they need if their parents are struggling to support themselves AND a kid, but buddyYou don’t get to use the kaching cheat irl

Awesome that is not what this post says at all

“Life is about pain and by god I will be its conduit” is a raw ass quote if I saw one

Why do shitposts contain such raw fucking dialogue sometimes

Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine

so I was just in the shower and, as a MAN, I was naturally using my Lynx shower gel FOR MEN, as a MAN does, and I decided to see how they described the gel FOR MEN to make sure it was you know, MANLY enough. anyway, after learning that my FOR MEN shower gel makes me smell “ruggedly mysterious”, I noticed that the gel was apparently best used with a Lynx MANWASHER, which, upon closer inspection of the diagram showcasing the “scrub” and “lather” sides of this MANWASHER, turns out to be a loofah.

“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

It’s quite likely no coincidence that that most ‘mismanaged’ and least profitable social media site is also the one that turned out to be most amenable to the formation of actual communities

To clarify, Tumblr is indeed horribly mismanaged, but notably, it’s mismanaged both in ways that harm us (e.g. doing little about pornbots, nazis, etc.) and ways that have greatly benefited us – not asking for real names, hiding our follower counts, a chronologically-sorted dashboard, etc. are big draws, but in the eyes of other social media monarchs, they look like unforgivable mistakes. If I don’t have to give my real name, that’s that much less information to sell to advertisers. If posts are listed chronologically, Tumblr can’t shove the posts of ‘influencers’ in front of me willy-nilly. Tumblr was a ‘success’ because it was too poorly managed to sufficiently atomize us, and so we actually had conversations and communities instead of being the best products for advertisers.