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"The proof is in the pudding" uh no it's not. It's in the bread

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Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

#and a partridge in a pear tree

the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

chryza

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

#otters #helping grandpa #cute

shitpostingkats

The wider cultivation world's POV on Wangxian is incredibly funny cause on one hand you've got Jin Guangyao treating it like it's his comfort trashy soap opera, while Lan Xichen is well aware what's going on from day one and goes through the full parabolic arc from "oh he has a little crush that's cute" to "he's mourning him like a grieving widow maybe I should hide all the branding irons". The juniors take one look at the whole situation and go "huh I don't know why Lan Wangji is sleeping with this crazy guy we found in a ditch but whatever makes him happy man 👍" Jin Ling finds his uncles so aggressively endearing he is forced to speedrun Unlearning Homophobia and ends up giving Wei Wuxian a shovel talk that starts and ends with "be faithful to him or istg I will kill you with my own two hands." (he is thirteen)

And then there's Jiang Chang. Not only was he blissfully unaware that Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan could even hold a civil conversation with each other, he also somehow went through Wei Wuxian's entire first life thinking that his brother was straight.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #wangxian #to be fair to jc #his brother also thought he himself was straight

ivn-x-ria

HOT DIGGITY DAMN OH MY GOD HYUNA IS GETTING CONTENT OMFG I WANT HER SO BAD

#alien stage #hyuna #alnst #vivinos #op is luka's inner voice

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goldensunset

i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

alitohangrybirb

Or you go The Untamed/MDZS route. Start the story letting you know the guy died, but surprise, he ain't dead

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei ying #wei wuxiam

sometiktoksarevalid

#language #code switching #funny #not the random 恭喜发财 at the end

Everyday I promise to sleep early. And every night I do not. What is this hubris?

#sleep #rambling #i should be smarter #you'd think i'd learn #typing this at 2am

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

#tie #can't let this cutie starve #cat

So many pretty dramas so little time

#veil of shadows #pursuit of jade #love beyond the grave

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rslashrats

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

karioke13

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

worldineverknew

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

#tofu #markiplier #snek #tofu the snake #i get you #there are people where i would react the same to #fight or fight am i right?

frontmansdefender

A group of seven dogs in China has won the hearts of netizens for their loyalty and teamwork after banding together to escape a dog thief an

OH MY GOD?????😭🥹

#better than any disney movies

Edit: they made sure their injured friend was okay too omg

The Corgi’s name is apparently “Big Fat” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

queer-scots-geordie-dyke

🥹

#dogs #power of friendship #heartwarming

catchymemes

#same #mental health #does yours also have small fires trapped between the tangled knots

I love how stabby stabby Tumblr is. Especially in March. Feeling the spring.

#tumblr at its finest #tumblr #March #stab #🗡️#looking at you #julius caesar

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

#little star #wish #hope

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I had a dream where the definition of "bat-stolen" was value management (as taught by batman). What does that even mean????

#batman

penandinkprincess

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

#sleep #see this is how i know I'm a #younger sibling #because i was doomscrolling #saw this post and decided i have to go to sleep now #good night

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