Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

god please im begging you PLEASE kill musically please bring back vine please please please I want to kill myself I can’t handle seeing these things 

my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will

so many people on tumblr dont seem to get this

All my white followers take a gander

“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck