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Tom Holland (and the adorable Tessa)
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
The Signs as The Office Characters
Micheal: Leo
Pam: Cancer
Jim: Gemini
Dwight: Capricorn
Kelly: Libra
Ryan: Aries
Stanley: Taurus
Angela: Virgo
Toby: Taurus
Darryl: Aquarius
Holly: Sagittarius
Erin: Pisces
Andy: Aries
Oscar: Libra
Creed: Aquarius
Meredith: Pisces
Phyllis: Cancer

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1992 - 2018
American patriotism is dwindling.
nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
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i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me
we’re all in this together
3 years later…
6 years later… who still wants to party with me?
do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from
me after feeling the slightest bit of sadness
whole pussy just out

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freddie mercury being dry in interviews is just the best thing
examples:
“i haven’t hit him yet, but there’s still time”
“i love my job but i hate talking to people like you”
“do you have any hobbies?” “i have a lot of sex”
“you said the rest of the guys have houses in LA, i assume you meant the other members of queen” “yeah who do you think i meant”
“its brian, roger and john. i sometimes forget them too”
“you can take all of your clothes off too”
“do you miss the rest of the guys?” “no”
“are there going to be any surprise guests?” “yeah me”
“you want a demonstration? are you mad? pay me”
“to what music would you strip?” “all the songs i’ve written, c’mon”
“whats the fresh element?” “its me”
“[brian] writes what kind of songs?” “he writes the kind of songs i don’t like”
“you cowrote a song with brian on this album” “i know”
I can hear this with his voice and it makes it x10 times funnier
Robert Pattinson being the new Batman seemed like a weird choice to me at first and I wasn’t a fan but seeing men hate on it and say things like, “I guess Batman is now for teenage girls” and “He should have played catwoman instead” made me realize that I don’t hate Pattinson as Batman. I’m gonna watch this movie on opening night.
The more men collective hate things, the more I tend to like said thing