These are but wild and whirling words

love living during the 3rd Red Scare, the 2nd Lavender Scare, and the 2nd Satanic Panic all at the same time. the political right is so normal and not unhinged at all

I know I'm literally always saying this, but I hope Greg Abbott's dick falls off and he slips on it like a banana peel and shatters his skull and dies.

Some of you are bringing up the fact that he's in a wheelchair and can't slip on his own severed dick like a banana peel and shatter his skull and die, and you're right, it'd have to be timed impeccably, but anything can happen with a little faith and whimsy.

“im a creep im a weirdo” umm, ok? i send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

neither do the police

OH

OH

I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are

this reeks of jealousy.

do you see what I mean

Not to sound like an entitled brat, but I deserve to have a crow that regularly visits me.

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

do not underestimate therapeutic powers of pride and prejudice 2005 dir. joe wright

my brain the past two months has just been *edward Teach born on a Beach* *he doesn't kiss nobody likes him* *he's a visual artist you can't cut the boy's little fingies* *cheers m'dears* *i'm not a Fucking Mermaid* *is that blackbeard // hmm? oh no I'm blackbeard* *m'Noses* *man for sale* *you gotta get rid of that babe I KNOW THAT BABE* *knives are knives meat's meat* *check out this fabulous booty I'm hawkin'* *you came back // never left* on a constant loop

two months later and i still can't believe ofmd spent THREE WHOLE EPISODES hammering home how lame stede was and how uncool everyone found him only for THE LITERAL BLACKBEARD to show up and spend a whole episode going "look at all this cool shit this guy has" and "omg you're telling me you have a second closet?!" and "holy shit bestie, you READ?!?!?! 😍😍😍" 10/10 show of the century