Mother Mercury, look what they've done to me.

no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu

#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods

#hp #oh god yes #please #muggleborns crossing house boundaries because shared heritage means more than sorting #muggleborns accidentally making pop culture references and being incredibly relieved when one other person understands#muggleborns with muggle siblings getting summaries of that week’s doctor who and sharing it with their friends #muggleborns who roll their eyes when purebloods bitch about having to go to class #because they’ve had to do this since they were five years old okay just shut up #(muggleborns speculating about how many purebloods would survive muggle primary school #and agreeing that it’s probably not very many)#muggleborns swapping stories of how their parents reacted #of the weird things they did as kids #older students checking in on younger ones to make sure that things are okay at home #and creating safety nets if they can #muggleborns whose parents send them hersheys and cadbury and dove chocolate #and pokemon cards#muggleborns playing D&D in abandoned classrooms #who bring in mechanical typewriters and try to enchant their walkmen to play the newest spice girls cds

Muggleborns who have plans to go back and get a uni degree after Hogwarts. Older students who have muggle girlfriends and boyfriends and datefriends they only see on holidays but send them long letters about what they’re missing in muggle school. Muggleborns who read the muggle studies textbooks out loud to each other and fall off their chairs because they’re laughing so hard. Muggleborns who meet the Squib cousins and siblings of their pureblood friends, and instead of hating each other like they’re expected to, they share a look that says “Your family doesn’t understand you either, do they?”

Accurate visual description of what happens when someone touches my nose.