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Infant and Innocent

Masturbation, theft and drunk

They don’t believe in ghosts, both are criminal and they rarely watch TV. Despite this, we dare say both Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are two gentlemen after we met them in London.

For your information girls, yes, they are just as handsome in real life, caring and funny. The two guys were observed walking the streets the night before the TOPP interview and seem a little reduced when we meet them. Jensen Ackles eyes are really blanc.  But despite a rough night out, the both of them smile widely when we enter the hotelroom. The boys were names most handsome Ghostbusters by People Magazine. They’ve just left the set of the show and are now in London to promote the DVD-Edition. We, on the other hand, are most interested in a little gossip about the boys. - Go ahead, says Jensen and grins. - We’re sick of talking about Supernatural anyways, says Jared. Have you ever stolen something? Jared thinks it through for a while before he answers. - I stole a lot of candy when I was a kid but I’m not sure that counts… - Me and some friends of mine would go down alleys and break windows and steal different things. I remember we once stole a bunch of tennisrackets and tennis equipment, says Jensen. You were a petty criminal - Meeh, I hope the case is closed now though, Jensen adds, realizing that his little crime may have been a little more serious than Jareds candy snatching.  - When I was 15, me and a friend snuck in to a liquor store. We didn’t dare smuggle a bottle out of the store but we drank a bottle of vodka in the store and put it back on the shelf. The owner looked meanly at us when we went out, Jared says and laughs. - I stole a car once and drove it over the border to Mexico… Naah, I’m kidding, says Jensen. The biggest celebrity you’ve made out with? - That has to be Jensen, Jared laughs. - You wish. Jared thinks it over. - Hm, I guess that’s one of the questions I shouldn’t answer. - I’ve never made out, admits Jensen and looks at us. Who was the first star you had a huge crush on? - You’re probably die laughing by my answer, but it was Jennifer Love Hewitt. I was obsessed when I was 16, says Jared. - I think we all were, says Jensen and grins. - I can’t really remember who I adored, he says while he ponders over it. Could it have been Pamela Anderson? - No, it was absolutely not Pamela. Can I come back to that question? - Jensens gay. I’ve noticed it on set, kids Jared and grins. What’s the first thing you do in the morning? - Masturbate. I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall, says Jared and everyone cracks up. - And you say I’m gay, says Jensen, while Jared looks nervously at us taking notes. - Is everything of this going on print, he asks with anxiously. - No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate [laughs]. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I’d rather do that for an hour. No, don’t write that. - No, of course not, we reply. - I hit the snoozebutton and go back to sleep. So Jared’s the healthfreak and Jensen’s the lazy one? - Yep, that’s right. What could you not have done without? - Phone, dog, girlfriend, bed, air-condition… Well not necessarily in that order [laughs]. You know my girlfriend might read this, Jared says. - She does’t know Norwegian, Jensen says and looks stupidly at Jared. - I can’t go without sleep, Jensen says, who apparently hasn’t slept for many hours last night.   - Yeah, that’s most important, Jared adds. Do you walk around the house naked?  - Yes, they both reply and say it’s the most natural thing in the world. Something we’ll have to agree with.  - I love walking around the house naked,” shrugs Jensen. - But not while [it’s] erected. That’s uncomfortable. It’s just wobbling around, so I put my boxers on to keep it in check.” Jared looks at Jensen to see if he agrees. - No it doesn’t bother me. It’s nice to walk around naked in my own house. It’s one of those few places where you can really relax. We feel like changing the subject. What kind of music is on your Ipod? - I have thousands of songs, Jared says and thinks. - Yeah and all of them are downloaded from the Internet, Jensen grins and looks at Jared. - Noooo, I buy a lot of music too. Jared as apperently downloaded a lot of illegal music and is a little frustrated with Jensen. - I have a lot of MP3’s too, but not nearly as many as Jared, Jensen says and shakes his head. What kind of music do you like, and what was the last CD you bought? - I bought the new record too Pearl Jam, it’s amazing. I also like Griffin House, says Jared and casually leans back and puts his feet on a stool. - I’m a bigger fan of singer songwriter artists. I like Jeff Buckley, Jack Johnson… Jensen says as he twist his head while he thinks of more names. - I also like Radiohead, Foo Fighters, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Jared says. Do you eat bird, meat or vegetables? - What?! Both of them looks strangely at us as Jared sits up in his chair. - Bird, what do you mean? Like, chicken, Jared looks at us questioningly. - Hello, we’re both from Texas, we eat T-Bone steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner, Jensen explains seriously before he grins.  - We love red meat, but of course we eat vegetables and fish too, Jared says. Sushi? - Yeah, I love sushi. They have kick-ass sushi in Vancouver where we shoot the episodes of Supernatural, Jensen says. - I started eating sushi really late. I was 18 when I first tried it, Jared adds.  What’s the worst things you know? - Tabloides and reality tv. It’s something of the worst there is. Why does the younger generation bother to look at and read that crap? Are they completely brain dead or retarded? It’s just plain sad, Jensen explains and shakes his head. Jared pats Jensens shoulder. - So, calm down now, remember the people you’re talking about, probably watch Supernatural.  - Yeah, and that’s great, but it’s not the most education series there is either. We’re of course very grateful for the job we have.  Don’t you watch TV? - No, very rarely actually. I mean it’s a waste of time. Since I work in the business I have to watch an episode now and then, but when I first watch TV, I usually end up on the Discovery Channel. - I agree with Jensen. TV takes to much of once time. Reality-TV is crap and I don’t understand why people want to read about who gained weight or who’s dating who in the tabloids. —-

Jensen and Jared interviewed by the Norwegian magazine TOPP

- Do you walk around the house naked?

“Yes,” they both reply and say it’s the most natural thing in the world. Something we’ll agree with.

“I love walking around the house naked,” says Jensen.