Frothing For Fun

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

ill never forget when my noob grandfather despawned right before my eyes

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Not proud of what I turn into when several mangos are put in front of me. The lack of self restraint is shameful. I would compare it to how fiction describes werewolves, or newly turned vampires. Everyone who has had a good mango understands, though.

last time I got a bunch of mangos I went into a sort of mango induced bacchanal madness, ended up eating the skin too because it was so thin, and the next day I ended up with my face swollen to hell because it turns out that mango skin has the same chemical as poison ivy, and eating that is bad. I did an interview on a reckless amount of antihistamines, got the job, and ate the last two mangos.

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

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