The Metropolis Kid

For this moodboard, I was playing with themes of sunlight and darkness/the dark of the night, ground and sky and the connection between the two through the horizon with a nod to their connections to Kansas, and healing their inner child. I was also thinking that despite their differences, those difference don't matter. It's friendship, it's companionship, kinship in being clones, and love.

╰› “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” ╰› “Do I look like Mother Teresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad!” ╰› “Let's knock off early. Buy some shoes. Something lame like that.” ╰› “I don’t like my friends.” ╰› “My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.” ╰› “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.” ╰› “If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.” ╰› “What is this? Blackmail?” ╰› “Oh, don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. That will be one you'll enjoy.” ╰› “They are just people I work with and and our "job" is being popular and shit.” ╰› “The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.” ╰› “If you think I'm doing another suicide note you're wrong!” ╰› “You were nothing before you met me.” ╰› “I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...” ╰› “God, ( NAME ). My afterlife is so boring. I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...” ╰› “You don't get it do you?” ╰› “This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.” ╰› “He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail.” ╰› “I say we just grow up, be adults and die.” ╰› “Today was great! Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.” ╰› “I just killed my best friend.” ╰› “She's my best friend. God, I hate her.” ╰› “What is your damage, ( NAME ) ?” ╰› “You’re beautiful.” ╰› “You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.” ╰› “Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.” ╰› “Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.” ╰› “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” ╰› “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.” ╰› “You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?” ╰› “Oh, you're so smart.” ╰› “That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.” ╰› “When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.” ╰› “They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at this school and I'm only a junior.” ╰› “Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way.” ╰› “Did that sound bitchy?” ╰› “Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught.” ╰› “Nice guys finish last, I should know.” ╰› “I don't know. This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.”

"I don't want to die again but if I do only you can only kill me if you can beat me at Mario Kart on Rainbow road. But only you. The rest of the team isn't allowed to kill me. If you contract a monkey to do it I'm going to haunt your house like a ghost."

"PLEASE SIGN!"

He lets out a sight and quickly scribbles at least three names on to Bart's sheet. "there I signed it."

BONUS: also send a name or a topic! BONUS x2: answer with the most absurd, fake gossip you could come up with!

"Big shoelace know what they've done. I'm sick of running and the shoelace comes undone! I am sick of speeding head first and crashing into a Wallmart and now I have to pay for a wall! And a mart!"

"Why do you have to pay for the wall and the mart they can just write that off in their taxes or their insurance should cover it or something. You're small and you have no money why are they trying to rob you?"

and maybe to just knock your dummy head right off.

This was going to be interesting.

"For everyone's sake."

"I know where I can get a spare if I need it."