i'm fluent in sarcasm...

I like my blonde hair because you guys call me Tinkerbell and that’s what helps me sleep at night.

Life doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall and we break And we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When so many have died Then I’m willin’ to— Wait for it…

The ‘Scream Queens’ screaming pics.

(via http://www.flickr.com/photos/7594928@N04/5222195178/ and http://lovemeow.com/2013/06/loyal-cat-lives-at-the-hagia-sophia-in-istanbul/)

I stop wasting time on tears I live another fifty years It’s not enough

Waitress Photo Shoot With Sara Bareilles, Jessie Mueller & Drew Gehling

Don’t you know it’s true what they say Things are sent to try you But your time’s coming around So don’t you stop tryin’

Fun Home/Ingrid Michaelson

Lauren Batchelder of Chester N.H. waits for Donald Trump to stop talking after interrupting her and to continue with her question on women’s rights at the No Labels Problem Solver Convention in Manchester N.H. on Monday, October 12, 2015. (Glenn Russell, Burlington Free Press)

I was right. Well, mostly right. It didn’t come in the discovery but it came with the discovery. Another one for Mr. Millstone.

Hamilton 08/01/15

parks and recreation