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@kristen-kries

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time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

@kristen-kries

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

@kristen-kries

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

vegans would rather wear plastic head to toe than benefit from symbiotic relationships we've had with animals for thousands of years