catadromous

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

I feel like a dead animal on the side of the road

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

Healing happens in circles, not lines. You will return to old places with new eyes.

google used to know what i was talking about

batshit normal

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

i’m a lover. AND a biter

Hanging out with my friends??? The same thing that killed Jesus???

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

things are especially hard for me on account of my big brown eyes & correct opinions on everything