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we got countries around the world that literally celebrate the day white people left them the hell alone

Oh. My. Fuck. 

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

I'm still not sure if I am the asshole parent yet. I love my kid, but the long con is so sweet!

"...where predators like Jaguars and humans"

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

same

We will know when gay culture is fully accepted when rappers rap about their gay boyfriends.

My phone, remote, and even smoke detector can warn me of a low battery but my car doesn’t have a fucking clue.

34 separate complaints. This man is a danger to society, how is he still in office?

Minorities feel this way too. It's just still acceptable to say this! Isn't that what Trump supporters love? That he isn't PC and says what "everyone is thinking"?