tumblr still sux

i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao

I love the ones added <3

^^^ ahhh these are so cute!!

look, i’m a nice person, but i’m not here to take your shit.

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and i’m playing ana and there is a wall between us, i can’t fucking heal you

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing mercy and i just respawned because you didn’t protect me from genji, i can’t fucking heal you

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing lucio and I have healing amped up, I can’t fucking heal you anymore.

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

ppl on this site nowadays: dfi you’re less mentally ill than me

im not even against the “what if the hero was a bad guy??” trope because i think that’s compelling if it’s done right but dc and marvel aren’t just like “let’s make a beloved character a bad guy” they’re going fucking apeshit and twisting it into this “lmao nazi imagery is cool kids!!” thing

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower