What do you mean the show got canceled?!- Fuck no!

!!! Disclaimer: All Incorrect Quotes Contain Y/n- other Characters are mentioned in brackets !!!

- My Hero Academia

Ghost: *Sighing* What did Y/n do?

Soap: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Y/n: You and me!!!

Tamaki, tearing up: Okay.

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Shinsou: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Y/n: but what's the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Shinsou: Y/n, they...they weren't always orphans.

Y/n:

Y/n: oh

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Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Y/n:

Aizawa:

Y/n:

Aizawa:

Y/n, dying: PFFFFF NO I CAN‘T- ‚M SORRRYYYY

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Dabi: I don't want tea.

Y/n: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Dabi: Then why are you telling me?

Y/n: It is a conversation starter.

Dabi: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing.

Y/n: Checkmate.

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Y/n, in a deep voice: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Y/n: Hawks, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Hawks: / DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Hawks: Sentences.

Y/n: Don't interrupt me.

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Mina: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Bakugou: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eves!!!

Y/n: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Bakugou: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Shinsou: Alright, what's 30×17?

Y/n: 47

Shinsou: That's not even close.

Y/n: But it was fast.

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Shinsou: It's not water.

Y/n: Vodka, I like your style!

Shinsou: It's vinegar.

Y/n: Wh-Wha-

Shinsou: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Shinsou: Why?

Aizawa: Look.

Aizawa: Hey Y/n! Do you love us?

Y/n, covering their ears: No.

Shinsou:

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Y/n: I can explain!

Ochako: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Y/n and Shinsou: No it's our fault, We shouldn't've used our one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: How can you still say that?

Deku: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Y/n: And here I was thinking I am the most delulu one…

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Y/n:

Tokoyami: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Y/n:

Y/n: oookay

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