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lucy. they/them. 9teen. ofmd+wwdits sideblog. faves are ed, oluwande, & guillermo.

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#pinned #mine #fave #blogcore #my art #my fics #my edits #my gifs #<current tags

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hhawkeye

its actually really well tenderised. you could be a chef. probably could. maybe i will. i can do anything. id come to your restaurant. well you might not get in. its going to be very popular. youd save me a seat wouldnt you. maybe. if you werent being a dick. what night do you wanna come. saturday night. thats a busy night. ill come on the monday. okay. i can probably get you in. its called blackbeards bar and grill. and other delicacies. and delights. and fishing equipment. yeah but who wants to go to dinner and walk past all this fishing gear you can buy. maybe a gift shop out the back. then you could say oh i hope you enjoyed your meal have you seen the gift shop. what would they say. oh no thanks ive just come for a nice meal. thats aw now theyre angry. no! theyre gonna leave a bad review. another guy from the other side of the room might go oh im into gifts! ill go and have a look! oh yeah well thats the guy im after i want him to come. whos he. thats me. awwwghh

#the most real

u guys the thing is i literally do not care abt izzy in the toe scene. like i only care abt ed its like ugh i j feel like it wasnt good for her mental health:( like sure ok izzy lost a toe or whatever and its like w/e… eds literally notokay….

#mine #ofmd #ed #edward teach #like literally the day before she was talking ab like i dont wanna cut anymore toes off!! but then she krakenifies and its partly bcuz izzy #yelled at her to b more blackbeard b more tough and like izzy loves it ykw izzy gets what he wants so w/e he loses a toe #he gets ed back where he wants her:((( as dread pirate blackbeard:((#posting for once in a million years on here bcuz i saw some post ab like izzy and its like .anyway abt ed…

finally caught up on wwdits:)! how fun!:) ;starts tesring at the walls and scratching at the ceiling and killing so many;::

#mine #oh.ohwow

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castrovulcant

[Image description: the "guess I'll die" meme. The caption above says, "When it's September 1st, not September 2nd." Below is an image of Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death, his face has been photoshopped over a man's face, he's wearing a red jumper and has his hands out in front of him in a shrugging motion. He says, "Guess I'll die." /end image description]

#ed

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[ID: a digital drawing of marwa from “what we do in the shadows.” she is in her wedding dress, smiling wide, and holding her bouquet of red and black roses. below her, coming from shadow, faceless versions of nandor’s other wives are clawing up at her. the background is black. end ID.]

1 out of 37 gets the perfect ass !!

#my art #wwdits #marwa #marwa wwdits #wwdits marwa #wwdits art #what we do in the shadows #wwdits fanart #wwdits tv

hcartsicks

ON LOVE AS A WEAPON

franz kafka // a.j. // ada limón // yves olade // margaret atwood // natalie wee // richard siken // hala alyan

that-was-anticlimactic

[Image Text:

Image One: you are the knife i turn inside myself; that is love, that, my dear, is love”

Image Two: I am afraid of you. In loving me you hold a knife at my throat. In loving you I tell you exactly where to cut.

Image Three: How do you love? / Like a fist. Like a knife.

Image Four: I fell onto love like a sword,

Image Five: like this. If I love you / is that a fact or a weapon?

Image Six: I will always love her like walking into fire. / She will always be the kind of pretty so sharp / it feels like loving a knife.

Image Seven: But we both know how it goes— I want you inside me and you hold my head underwater, I say I want you inside me and you split me open / with a knife.

Image Eight: It is not enough / to say love in Arabic. You must say / be the thing that buries me, /End Image Text.]

Plain Text Caption: ON LOVE AS A WEAPON

franz kafka // a.j. // ada limón // yves olade // margaret atwood // natalie wee // richard siken // hala alyan. /End Plain Text Caption.]

#nandermo #wwdits #also judecardan but u know how it goes

it also makes me kinda sad that the djinn must be so used to men in power who acquire his lamp and make wishes like. my wife will like what i like, my wife will have a perfect ass, etc…. like sure part of the fun of being a djinn is intentionally messing up the wishes and tricking the lamp barer but. also like wldnt you too when the dude is a massive dingus

#i was ab to say like at least they arent wishes like i will conquer a whole kingdom but nandor did that in his life #and he also did re-dead 36 wives #mine #wwdits

koheletgirl

[id: clips of nandor and guillermo from “what we do in the shadows” fighting, from the episodes “the portrait” and “the night market”. the video is set to “horny angry tango” from “crazy ex girlfriend”. /end id]

each time we fight i crave you more

#THE THIS WLD B BETTER ON THE FLOOR #wwdits #nandermo #edit

koheletgirl

when you call him crazy you’re just calling him in love 💕

[id: clips of guillermo from “what we do in the shadows” set to “i’m just a girl in love” from “crazy ex girlfriend” /end id]

#FAVE #wwdits #guillermo #nandermo #he has no underlying issues fr🫶🏻#edit

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eury--dice

the djinn is sticking around bc he loves the drama

#which is good bcuz i love him so deeply #wwdits

ok. im all wwdits caught up. feeling a little insane

#it was the marwa kissing guillermo scene that put me over the edge i think #bcuz she likes all the things nandor likes etc but ykw obv #mine #wwdits #do i spoiler tag things?? idek anymore j block the wwdits tag if u need #i do feel slightly ashamed that when nandor made the she likes evrything i like wish my first thought was. oh is she going to like guillermo

sixxxer

nandor wanted to be human again so bad last season and he has said multiple times that he doesn't actually like being a vampire or being around vampires and he despises the idea of turning guillermo. i get that the arc in the show is probably over for good, but!!! now that nandor has a djinn, he could actually wish to be... human again

#sent to me #op ill be thinking ab this forever now this wld be. so good

see the nandermo /toxic is exactly what makes it so /pos

#mine #if ur partner cant/wont almost kill u. then the relationship is NOT good

monimolimnion

thinking about how nandor calling all his partners wives is a clever way to have him very explicitly handwave heteronormativity and establishes him as someone who doesn’t even register the modern sexuality zeitgeist BUT still places him as the sole husband: still centers him as the man of the house, the one waited on hand and foot, the one in charge, and the one ultimately aloof from a relationship that is supposed to be a partnership (there being many wives notwithstanding).

and how if, in the end, guillermo refuses to be nandor’s wife and insists on being his husband that it sings in total synergy with the entire storyline thus far - it would be guillermo learning to own himself, his sexuality, his self worth, and refusing to be a doormat, and nandor accepting that change is part of life even when you are undying, and that he cannot always be dominant in order to avoid being vulnerable, and in fact needs a partner that will challenge him

in this essay i won’t

alas-the-void-screams-back

PLEASE DO IN THIS ESSAY

#this literally exactly!! wwdits continues to be abt power dynamics..#wwdits #nandermo #this is also what makes me mad when ppl r like ‘guillermo is already nandors real wife hes so domestic!’#like no. and if he was thatd be horrible….

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lousolversons

Guillermo De La Cruz in S4E01 + S4E02 of What We Do In The Shadows FX

#undescribed #gifs #guillermo #wwdits #still cant believe it my babygirl is back..

vraxhis-visceris

I've reblogged several posts about it but god it's only just sunk in that they canonized the fact it's a huge taboo/crime for a vampire to sleep with a vampire hunter and specifically uses Van Helsing as the example I'm gonna go insane. The punishment for sleeping with a vampire hunter is eternal servitude and a mind wipe. This is my Joker. I will never be normal again. We have canon forbidden romance. What the fuck.

#wwdits #nandermo #mhmm! feeling very normal ab it/)3:?)2.!.$$:!

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