Happy Halloweeeeen!
Hereās all the recent Halloween comms I finished. Just got a couple more left to do (which Iāll try to get done as soon as I can).

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

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Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
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Happy Halloweeeeen!
Hereās all the recent Halloween comms I finished. Just got a couple more left to do (which Iāll try to get done as soon as I can).

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I finished the B-type commission!
Thank you so much and have a wonderful day ~ :D
STEVEN UNIVERSE FUTURE!
if yall dont mind id like to make some predictions
-white diamond is going to be overwhelmed with the emotions she has been suppressing for so long and hit the other side of the spectrum.
-there will be an episode about steven learning to drive
-aquamarine is going to fuse with another gem that has beef with stevenĀ
-the big monster is something the diamonds made and is coming for them, not steven or pink diamond
-jasper will be too prideful to let go of the past
-the cactus monster is something steven makes without thinking about it and it will come bite him later for him using his powers carelessly
-the 2 lapis lazulis are going to be connected to our knownĀ lapis lazuli on a personal level
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM Ā CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
ā¦You had my curiosityā¦
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(Iāll try it
edit
WHAT)
hthe-stark-knight-rises:
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
this is adorable tho
I donāt see it
kit look at the windowĀ
iām gonna try this
Worth a shot
Okay..?
probably not valid but I have a +5 to stealth as an orc paladin (just because orc gets me that in pathfinder) and every time since we had a rogue join the party, I've rolled higher on stealth than her. A 7ft orc paladin in full hell knight armor (tho we call it heaven knight since paladin) has out rolled her once when we snuck by a giant turtle and she got caught, and again when we were breaking into a bank run by vampires who had kidnapped one of our friends for a ritual (however she did out roll my strength once in there during a time when i was the highest strength stat in the party)

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thank you, my ancient ancestor
I've actually talk about this before, It was an evolutionary reaction to europeās cloudy and dark environment. The lack of sun caused humanās to evolve another why to gain vitamin D since the sun was not a stable source there. Thus the ability to drink lactose for longer became the replacement for the sun. The lack of sun also lead to the whitening of skin.
Problem I have with the way this is being presented is that someone evolved to digest lactose for life instantly, when more likely is that it just extended the period one could consume lactose with every new generation that had the gene.
Humans are the only mammals with breasts that develop in puberty and stay permanently enlarged. Other female primatesā breasts grow during lactation and then deflate.
TIDDIES ARE A SYMBOL OF HUMANITYāS PROGRESS
there is actual evolutionary reason for this.
itās because we are one of the only mammals that donāt mate only during one time of the year and we are the most prolific mammals on the planet (besides rodents), so we have to be ready to adapt to any environment so having tiddies like this make it much easier for us to thrive if we move to a new region with different weather and challenges
Oh look, another good guy with a gun who the liberals will swear up & down doesnāt exist. Heās even⦠*gasp* black!
Oh well. Mines real
āAm I shotā
āOh Fuck yeahā
āOh fuckā
>one hands a revolver
>action hero lines without hesitation
Absolute fucking chad
i actually work for a security company and i actually see a lot here that could get this man fired depending on the state
one: if he is contracted to work for this store, then no problem but if not he just provided a service to someone who is not paying
two: if his site is not authorized for firearms he can not have a gun at his work, and if this is outside his job, he needs a licence for the gunĀ
three: when he is in uniform, he represents his company and in doing so his language and behavior is judged by his superiors
four: if this is a state that regulates security through the state rather than unions, he just did something that the state would consider the responsibility of a law enforcement officer, not a security guard and he can face heavy fines as well as legal action if it is pursued
all this varies depending on the state but I know that if this is the state i work in he will be lucky if he keeps his licences and doesn't face anything worseĀ
When women (and M.A. men) want to fuck monsters:
When (straight) men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: straight men are fucking cowards.
EDIT: due to popular demand we have removed Pennywise and replaced him with Predy.
EDIT 2.0 - Revengeance: due to further popular demand, we concede to male-attraced men.
EDIT 3.0 - Inhuman Rampage: due to even further popular demand and field research, we added a few extra pics.
Lol what? Hunny you aright?
What woman would wanna fuck those thingsš¤£
who wants to fuck the xenomorph or singing crab? most of these monsters wouldnāt want to fuck anyway.Ā
only the hellboy cast would fuck (including the shape of water one because lets be honest, itās just a scalier abe)
also iāll point out that every one of the monsters are just muscular humanoids (except the crab but really WHO WANTS TO FUCK THE CRAB?)
Now using anime for the straight man one is also horrible since anime is already a waste field of overly sexual female characters
this post likes to pretend the straight men are the cowards. Itās the companies that donāt give us good female monsters that arenāt already part human. Do female monsters that arenāt human-like even exist in main stream media?
I tell you what, Iād fuck a female monster regardless of appearance but I do care about personality which most of these monsters donāt have
FMAB does breasts right.
Their boobs move. Likeā¦realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that itās clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either itās just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands.Ā
If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle wouldāve been something like this for Winryās introduction:
This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well⦠How she isnāt sexualized. Like, she isnāt a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. Sheās a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that sheās NEVER used as theĀ āsexy distractionā trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, sheās a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.
That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.
Well said my friend.
I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.
āYou fell into my booby trapā (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)
What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesnāt feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesnāt leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do
Thatās a good point that I didnāt realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies.Ā
Edās muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since heās still under 6 feet tall. Heās always presented as ripped and not ābulkyā like Sig or Alex.Ā
Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. Sheās still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same arenāt ācompactā.Ā
Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesnāt exaggerate a specific feature to the point where itās comedic. It makes itās bed, and lies in it.Ā Ā
Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:
āis your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!ā
or better yet:
āGood Lord! Get this man a sandwich!ā
The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG
But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as theĀ āfreak of natureā kind of idea and definitely not presented as if thatās some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show.Ā
#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it
donāt fucking whisper it scream it from the rooftops: ITāS BC A WOMAN MADE IT.
This is what a great anime that everyone should see looks like. Itās not anime fan service bullshit, itās not poorly veiled marketing, itās a truly great story with great characters that wants to share it with the audience. Nothing more or less.

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Hereās your Monster Hunter movie
yet another video game movie that just want to put the game in our world rather than just tell a story in the normal game world (like how detective pikachu is doing and is why the pikachu movie will actually be good)
11.05.19
#oh this is bad#this is BAD todd#this is late 2000s realistic pokemon art come to life and im dying#our worst fears
you say that, but likeā¦what else were they supposed to do? what were you expecting? literal cartoons like in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?
Iāll add that these look way better in actual motion than in these pictures and that the guy who did a bunch of the realistic pokemon images is one of the artist for the movie
Welcome to Japan
Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse
Where fruits can be cubes
Where people keep left
And lamps have different brightness for double beds
People queue up in lines
Applies to stickers too
Where what you get is the same as the poster
you get waved goodbye..?
Relieving both mind and body
Yup.
Smooth train operator
No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied
When you need an extra hand
For the selfiestas
Brolly holders
Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream
Think diagonal
And anytime u need to soak your feet
Where you raise responsible adults, not brats
And luggage is organised in color codes
When you need help after the condom broke
Instant sanitary gratification
Why they are so welcome at football matches
Where water is that clean in the drains
Nuff said
Source: imgur.com
When Anyone says itās not possible to keep big cities clean Iām just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries donāt gimme that bs
Cool as all this is donāt forget the japan also has the highest suicide rate in the world because of how oppressive all this is from a cultural stand point. Any difference, no matter how minor, is ostracized and treated like the plague. Japan birth rates are also extremely low since having children detracts from the salary man dream they have over there.
Seems A Little Fishy
pretty sure iāve seen this already explained before.
Itās safe for you who only needs it once in maybe a year if im being generous.
Itās dangerous for them who have to be in there everyday and use the machine multiple times a day
I will now talk about 3 anime's first episodes for a bit over 10 minutes

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I will now talk about 4 anime for almost 18 minutes
We honestly canāt imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.
āSaitama vs Thanosā by RoBs0n.
The infinity stones can be cracked you know
Theyāre just overly fancy gems, Satima has broken tougher stuff than that
If anyoneās answer is anything other than āSaitama knocks Thanosā head clean off his shouldersā then theyāre wrong
Saitama breaks Thanosā bling bling arm then straight mollywops him for an hour.
Powerlevel hypotheticals involving Saitama always strike me as kind of a wasted effort. Or at least moreso than every powerlevel argument is by default? The point is heās not even in the Goku/Superman category, heās in the Roger Rabbit category; heās however strong he has to be for it to be funny when the bad guy dies.Ā
^ This. This is the correct answer.
This is cool looking but once again someone missed the point of one punch man. Saitama is literally meant to be unbeatable, that is his entire point and the story is about how everyone else reacts to him and how he is bored of being unbeatable.