Krager's Vises

Happy Halloweeeeen!

I finished the B-type commission!

-white diamond is going to be overwhelmed with the emotions she has been suppressing for so long and hit the other side of the spectrum.

-there will be an episode about steven learning to drive

-aquamarine is going to fuse with another gem that has beef with steven 

-the big monster is something the diamonds made and is coming for them, not steven or pink diamond

-jasper will be too prideful to let go of the past

-the cactus monster is something steven makes without thinking about it and it will come bite him later for him using his powers carelessly

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how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

Source: [x]

“Oh Fuck yeah”

>action hero lines without hesitation

one: if he is contracted to work for this store, then no problem but if not he just provided a service to someone who is not paying

two: if his site is not authorized for firearms he can not have a gun at his work, and if this is outside his job, he needs a licence for the gun 

three: when he is in uniform, he represents his company and in doing so his language and behavior is judged by his superiors

four: if this is a state that regulates security through the state rather than unions, he just did something that the state would consider the responsibility of a law enforcement officer, not a security guard and he can face heavy fines as well as legal action if it is pursued

When (straight) men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: straight men are fucking cowards.

EDIT: due to popular demand we have removed Pennywise and replaced him with Predy.

EDIT 2.0 - Revengeance: due to further popular demand, we concede to male-attraced men.

only the hellboy cast would fuck (including the shape of water one because lets be honest, it’s just a scalier abe)

also i’ll point out that every one of the monsters are just muscular humanoids (except the crab but really WHO WANTS TO FUCK THE CRAB?)

Now using anime for the straight man one is also horrible since anime is already a waste field of overly sexual female characters

this post likes to pretend the straight men are the cowards. It’s the companies that don’t give us good female monsters that aren’t already part human. Do female monsters that aren’t human-like even exist in main stream media?

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex. 

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’. 

Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.  

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

It’s safe for you who only needs it once in maybe a year if im being generous.

We honestly can’t imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.