My Eyes Percieve

Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?

Depends how big are you this bit

A gigantic one that can f l y

Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

I’m going to manually shorten you

Now, now, no need to get defensive

Suck my juicy pickle

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything

We’ll see about that, love.

My dog is consuming cardboard in an attempt not to exist in a world with you in it

As far as I know, you have proclaimed that you enjoy my company, therefore, I sense a bit of hypocrisy

Whilst I may enjoy your insufferableness, I don’t enjoy your current disadvantaged state

Disadvantaged? Do tell

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

I’m going to manually shorten you

Now, now, no need to get defensive

Suck my juicy pickle

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything

We’ll see about that, love.

My dog is consuming cardboard in an attempt not to exist in a world with you in it

As far as I know, you have proclaimed that you enjoy my company, therefore, I sense a bit of hypocrisy

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

I’m going to manually shorten you

Now, now, no need to get defensive

Suck my juicy pickle

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything

We’ll see about that, love.

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

I’m going to manually shorten you

Now, now, no need to get defensive

Suck my juicy pickle

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

I’m going to manually shorten you

Now, now, no need to get defensive

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

I desire each and every old item that has been outdated. I want the genuine dust of a thousand years in my collection of things, I crave the history and stories from throughout the decades, told by items that have no use in this life but to bring me joy

And a poison garden, I really want one of those

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)

Jermy finds your attitude repulsive

It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins

While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name

aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell

All I can say is they’re smaller yet more efficient then jermy could ever be

I know something else that’s small and efficient✨

Don’t diminish yourself dear. Or compare your self to accursed parasites.

I set myself up for that so I’ll let it slide

Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)

Jermy finds your attitude repulsive

It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins

While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name

aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell

All I can say is they’re smaller yet more efficient then jermy could ever be

I know something else that’s small and efficient✨

You chose that contact name darling

For comedic affect 🥲

And you are absolutely comical, my love

Thank you My heart

Back to the drawing board with that name my dear

Degrading is sexy

Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)

Jermy finds your attitude repulsive

It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins

While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name

aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell