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“where i come from, it’s illegal to be naive.”

movie posters series based on pulp fiction covers. 3/4  

cashier, in a red shirt: thatll be $308.67

customer, the same person in a back jacket and hat: man i just cant believe theyre making you guys work during the purge

cashier: well customers are still shopping so

customer: has anyone, you know, purged here

cashier: oh yea, i mean our associate manager was just stabbed to death over an expired coupon 20 minutes ago

customer: oh jeez, [chuckle] sorry i asked

cashier: no worries

customer: at least they havent gotten you yet

cashier: yeah. well your totals $308.67

customer: oh im not, paying for this. you know cause its the purge. i was actually just trying to get, all the money in your till

cashier: unfortunately the person ahead of you already took everything i have

customer: oh jeez you really gotta come early during the purge dont you

cashier: yea weve had people camping outside since yesterday

customer: really? well i know what im doing next year. but you didnt hear that from me

cashier: of course not

customer: hey, try not to die alright?

cashier: ill try

Guys, we need to spread this. It’s to cute to be lost in the deep depths of the internet.

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Keyboard.

MP12

Robot toy.

MP13

Preamp.

MP14

Commuter train.

MP15

Word to the wise; dildos appear on our xrays as the same density/mass as explosives (I’m serious) so technically we’re supposed to check the bag when they come through every time.

We probably know it’s a dildo (unless it comes through at a weird angle). We don’t want to pull it (unless our friend is doing bag checks, then we definitely want to pull it just to fuck with them) but they run tests on us all the time, so even if we do want to, we still kind of have to; they look bad on the X-ray.