the time will pass anyway

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

fanny fox girlbossing her way through murder, forgery, theft, and extensive con artistry is truly the funniest and best thing she could have done. kills her new boyfriend completely by accident and immediately turns to a life of crime. not even that bummed about the dead boyfriend tbh. like pretty rapidly Over It vis a vis the manslaughter. but extremely down to do crime forever.

crazy how someone was like "uhh we should make a series about uhhh.. the artful dodger. yeah, yeah, the second male lead from oliver!, that one. and he's uhhh... a surgeon. in australia? and he can't read? and he fucks. big time. and it's gonna fucking rock." and it absolutely did fucking rock

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you