D. Snutz

my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

I mind my business, but I do pay attention.

This looks like the wheelchair grandma from the chocolate seller Spongebob episode

I wanted to egg someone’s house because I wanted to see what it would feel like, but I didn’t want to get in trouble so I decided to egg my own house. I had a really hard time throwing the eggs far enough to hit the house and they all landed in the bushes instead. I saw my grandma watching from the window upstairs and she looked very disappointed. I started crying and woke up with actual tears in my eyes.

Gramma is disappointed in that weak ass arm

😂

You can’t just call me out like this.

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

when he pulls out

I don’t feel strong enough but I always am

me @ me: …I’m like………worried about you

THIS IS SO PURE