Relax darling...

Bigger than a necklace. 

You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet. 

Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse. 

You’re a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?

Demons. Vampires (ones that already make you look wimpy). Angels. Shapeshifters. Tricksters. Ghouls. Ghosts. The list goes on. 

You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet. 

Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse. 

You're a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?

If I had one night alone with you... (In my ask)

You don't seem that afraid of me. Maybe it's because your tiny brain hasn't developed yet. 

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

It’s…

*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please. 

But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all. 

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out. 

Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating. 

Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

It’s…

*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please. 

But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all. 

Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them. 

No. I'm a vampire. An original. I could rip your now 'completely human throat' right out. 

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

It’s…

*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please. 

But I'm not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I'm not human at all. 

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?

It’s...

*Laugh* I'm not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry 

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you? 

It’s my name and I don’t have any parents. I used to be a necklace owned by Dean Winchester but then one day I sprouted some human parts plus a dick. 

That's very interesting and all but why are you here?

What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?