I'm the Samulet

Hell yeah

I have a boner.

That’s something we all needed to know. 

I’m sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

I have a boner.

That’s something we all needed to know. 

I'm sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…

I'm your Samulet again?

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…

I welcome it

Maybe I'm too lazy to move. 

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now...

Well sorry about that. How’d you turn human anyways?

Well that’s completely normal.

Something tells me you’re being sarcastic. 

Oh no. Not me.

Well now that I found you, I have no idea what to do with myself. Beer?

Sounds good.

By the way...you better hope the Impala doesn't turn human like I did. Unless she's hot. 

[text] Have you done it yet? We really need to get on with this hunt…