BOOM BABY

♥ ❛  You see, as a LOVE FAIRY it’s my job to help POOR SAPS like you out with the ladies. It’s just… what I do. I don’t like to BRAG, but I’ll have you know I have a very IMPRESSIVE track record. All of my previous clients are… basically WALKING BABE MAGNETS now. You though… ahem… let’s just say you will be my greatest accomplishment yet.

✖ ❛  will you take a LOOK AT THAT? pretty pathetic, huh? well, you’ll NEVER believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a HUMAN BEING. and not just any human being. that guy was an EMPEROR. a rich, POWERFUL BALL OF CHARISMA. oh, yeah! this is his story. well, actually, MY STORY. that’s right —- im that llama. the name is KUZCO —-

✖❛  she was a FINISHER, unlike them — she didn’t wait for leaves to FALL and see where they’d land,   or even WASTE TIME anticipating which way the wind would BLOW THEM. no, she was the STORM that RIPPED the leaves from trees and determined their path.

✖ ❛  ah, well, i attended JUILLIARD. i’m a graduate of the HARVARD BUSINESS school.  i travel quite extensively.  i lived through the BLACK PLAQUE && had a pretty good time during that. i’ve seen the EXORCIST about a hundred and sixty-seven times && it keeps getting funnier, every single time i see it. NOT TO MENTION the fact that you’re talking to a DEAD GUY. NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?? —–

✖❛  she was a FINISHER, unlike them — she didn’t wait for leaves to FALL and see where they’d land,   or even WASTE TIME anticipating which way the wind would BLOW THEM. no, she was the STORM that RIPPED the leaves from trees and determined their path.

✖ ❛  ah, well, i attended JUILLIARD. i’m a graduate of the HARVARD BUSINESS school.  i travel quite extensively.  i lived through the BLACK PLAQUE && had a pretty good time during that. i’ve seen the EXORCIST about a hundred and sixty-seven times && it keeps getting funnier, every single time i see it. NOT TO MENTION the fact that you’re talking to a DEAD GUY. NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?? —–

✖ ❛  will you take a LOOK AT THAT? pretty pathetic, huh? well, you’ll NEVER believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a HUMAN BEING. and not just any human being. that guy was an EMPEROR. a rich, POWERFUL BALL OF CHARISMA. oh, yeah! this is his story. well, actually, MY STORY. that’s right —- im that llama. the name is KUZCO —-