🐻's self-ship blog

☆ WILL NOT take any freeloaders in her hotel. 

★ She already has to deal with Angel, so she is NOT dealing with your refusal to participate. 

☆ Lets it slide for the first couple of weeks as per Charlie’s pleas, but as soon as the fortnight is up she will barge into your room and drag you out of bed. You checked into this hotel fully aware of its purpose, and she was going to make sure you were redeemed. 

★ (That s1 episode about trust? Imagine that. Sergeant Vaggie my beloved…)

☆ She expects you to fight back, but you just let it happen. She basically manhandles you every morning to get you to participate in check ins and therapy sessions and activities. 

★ Most of the time you’re half asleep, but on the mornings you aren’t, you greet her with a smile and the sweetest “Good morning” that makes her heart skip a beat. 

☆ The more she gets to know you, the softer she becomes. Every now and then she lets you sleep in and will just give you a quick run down of the lesson later on. 

★ At one point she considers whether you were a fallen angel too but just really good at hiding it. She knew Charlie was sweet as pie, but you weren’t anything short of it, either. She hadn’t heard you swear once during your stay. Sure, you may very well say it when she’s out of earshot, but even then she can’t believe that. 

☆ And you’re gorgeous. Too pretty to belong in Hell. 

★ When she realises that your sleepiness is simply just a part of you and not something dire, she finds it easier to try and help manage.

☆ You often fall asleep on the couch, and she either tries to carry you to your room or wake you up just so she can guide you back to bed. She likes the way you just let her take the lead. 

★ Sometimes she just flat out watches you sleep. Then realises it's creepy and stops.

☆ She isn’t sure how one person could get so much sleep in throughout the day and still sleep through the night, but nevertheless she finds you cute when you’re in deep slumber. 

★ Grows a little protective over you. Won’t hesitate to use her spear on someone who’s too loud around you or accuses you of simply being a lazy person. 

☆ When you start believing in the hotel and begin making noticeable progress, she (along with Charlie) are ecstatic. Although there is still the nagging thought that should you get redeemed she’d be left alone in the hotel with no one to wake up or have to force into group activities. But she tries not to let that interfere with her work. 

★ You are with her in this moment, and that was all that matters. (Even if she is increasingly weary of Adam finding out about you when you make it up there).

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Angel Dust (Platonic)

☆ Initially understands the whole ‘freeloading’ thing. It’s basically the entire reason he’s at the hotel in the first place. 

★ But as he grows more aware of your sleepy nature and habits of hibernating whenever possible, he can’t help but grow concerned for you. 

☆ He knows the signs of depression better than anyone, and he knows that isolating yourself is only going to do more harm than good. Your refusals to join in on the activities didn’t soothe him, either. 

★ What also didn’t help was just how sweet you are. You always greet everyone with a smile and offer to help someone if they look even slightly inconvenienced by something. It was the people pleasing that caught his eye as another potential worry. 

☆ He always finds you dozing off somewhere in the hotel and thinks maybe you’re up to something at night that’s been keeping you awake. 

★ He knows you aren’t there for redemption, you told him once before that you’re not too convinced. So why are you there, other than the free stuff? 

☆ His mind automatically defaults to the worst case scenario. He was there to escape his abuser, could you be there for something similar? 

★ He isn’t sure whether to be relieved, guilty, or annoyed when he finds out it’s just the way you are. Although it didn’t completely quell his concern that it could be a mental health problem, and he made sure to drill it into your skull that you could talk to him if you need someone. 

☆ He finds it easier to help you manage it after finding out it's not a serious problem and will often offer Fat Nuggets as a cuddle buddy for you. 

★ Lets you lay on him or drape your legs over him if you’re on the couch together. 

☆ Will also let you crash in his room if you need to. For some reason you find his bed more comfortable than yours, so it wasn’t uncommon for him to come home to find you fast asleep under his covers. (With Fat Nuggets, of course). 

★ The more you hang out with him, the more he convinces you to give redemption a shot. He too was skeptical at first, but you’re quick to pick up on how he changes the longer he stays there. 

☆ He would probably be the one to drag you to the activities and encourage you to participate. If you get sleepy he’ll try and caffeinate you even if only to get you through the exercise for the day. 

★ Convinced you’ll be redeemed. Tells you you’re “too sweet for Hell, baby”. 

☆ Loves to lounge around with you. He’d probably be scrolling on his phone while you’re either fast asleep or doing the same. The two of you are like two peas in a pod. 

★ He rants to you about Val and you help him to fall asleep afterwards. 

☆ Overall probably the most chill about your sleepy nature. 

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Husk

★ Depending on when you arrive at the hotel, Husk may think you are just flat out lazy at first. (Mainly early season 1). 

☆ Would probably tell Charlie that she should just give up on you and kick you out because you “obviously ain’t here for redemption, so what’s the point?”

★ Doesn’t care how nice or innocent you seem. He wants you to either pull your weight or leave. 

☆ Changes his mind one night when you come to the bar and the two of you begin to chat. He couldn’t help but ask about it (although it probably came out as more of a dig at you instead of a question). 

★ When you open up and reveal to him that it’s something you’ve always struggled with, he feels a bit bad. He wouldn’t flat out apologise, but he makes up for it in his own little ways. 

☆ Since that night he will try and encourage you to participate in the activities. You may not believe in redemption, but you had to get something out of this hotel other than cheap booze and a roof over your head. 

★ Strangely, he sees a potential in you that he lost in himself years ago. He doesn’t want to see you throw this opportunity away, even if he’s not so convinced in redemption himself. 

☆ Your kindness only assured him that you’re destined to be at the hotel. You’re like a miniature Charlie sometimes, and he isn’t sure whether that’s a good or bad thing. 

★ If you join in the events of season 2 he may be more accepting right off the bat. He’s friends with Angel, so he’s gotten pretty good at the ‘therapy’ thing. 

☆ He’s still pretty reserved either way, but he’ll talk some sense into you if he can see that your habits are getting in the way of your path to redemption. 

★ He’ll drag you out of bed himself if he has to. 

☆ Husk is an alcoholic AND a cat, so he likes to take naps as well. That part he can’t blame you for too much. 

★ The closer you get with him, the more caring he’ll get. He won’t exactly offer himself up as a cuddle buddy or anything, but he’ll make sure you’re comfortable if you’ve fallen asleep somewhere. 

☆ He’s a pretty relaxed guy himself, so he may just like to sit on the couch with you and do nothing for a few hours. Maybe have a few drinks. Watch some TV.

★ Might dabble in some poker with you and teach you the rules if you’re lucky enough. 

☆ Genuinely growled at someone once when you fell asleep beside him on the couch. 

★ Might give you a nickname relating to your sloth-like behaviour. (Probably just ‘sleepyhead’)

☆ Will NEVER admit it to anyone, but he thinks you’re adorable when you’re all sleepy and only half awake. He finds your mumbled words and droopy eyes amusing and he can’t control the smile on his face whenever you’re like that. 

★ If you get to the dating stage, he will reluctantly allow you to cuddle with him while you sleep. He’s just so fluffy and soft, you can’t resist :( 

☆ (He purrs, but he will tell you that you just dreamed it).

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Alastor (Platonic Intended)

★ Alastor doesn’t think much of you at first. To him you’re just another member of the hotel and a lowly soul. 

☆ He finds it odd that you can sleep anywhere and for long periods of time. Coming from someone who doesn’t sleep, it turns into a strange fascination. 

★ Watches you sleep. 

☆ Would probably find your constant tiredness mixed with just how sweet you were a tad irritating to begin with. He never really took a liking to overly nice characters and found it to be a big weakness. 

★ If you had any sort of power he’d maybe try and strike a deal for your soul – he just wants to protect you! (or so he claims)

☆ Or he’d try and make a deal simply because you hadn’t sold it already. The more the merrier. 

★ The more he gets to know you his irritation at your kind nature turns to something protective. How could someone as sweet as you end up in the same place as him? Your soul shone brightly with innocence whilst his is consumed with darkness. 

☆ Unexpectedly fatherly in his own weird way. 

★ He plays some soothing jazz on the nearest radio if he notices you’re tired to lull you into a slumber, otherwise would do so to keep you in that state. He’d never admit it to anyone else, though. 

☆ He may have his shadow stalk you and keep you on your toes. Finds it amusing when it scares you. 

★ Purposely scares you awake sometimes just to see the terror in your eyes fade when they land on him. You weren’t scared of him and he wasn’t sure what to do with that information. 

☆ Will become very uncomfortable if you fall asleep on him and would probably teleport out of the room just to get out of that situation. Won’t ever bring it up. 

★ The only exception to this is if you’ve both had a few drinks and his edge has melted away. Then he will consider letting you rest your head on his shoulder, but ONLY if you’re alone and it’s guaranteed that no one would walk in. 

☆ Finds your initial disbelief in redemption intriguing and will find out more about it. He knows you’re only there for the free stuff and no rent, but you should’ve known that you’d have to participate one way or another. 

★ Sometimes he is tasked with finding you and getting you to join the others. He may seem polite about it, but inside he’s frustrated. Couldn’t you just make it easy for everyone and join in? You reluctantly follow him every time because you notice the strain in his smile and can’t fathom angering the Radio Demon. 

☆ He’s pretty tolerant of lots of things, so I imagine your sleepiness wouldn’t be too big of an issue for him. It might just annoy him slightly, but when he gets used to it he MIGHT find it endearing. MIGHT. (He does, he just wouldn’t admit that to himself)

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Sir Pentious

★ First really noticed you when he found you asleep with his egg bois cuddled up to you. 

☆ Immediately smitten from that very moment. 

★ Pentious is horrible at talking to people he’s interested in, so this wouldn’t be that much different. 

☆ You’re just so sweet and so kind to everyone, how could he possibly be in your league? 

★ Curiously watches you whenever you’re in the same room. 

☆ Finds your tiredness cute from the beginning, but is confused at your reluctance to participate in anything. 

★ He really wants to try and convince you to give redemption a shot but is too nervous to strike up a conversation about it. 

☆ You probably spoke for the first time when Vaggie dragged you out of bed for the trust exercise. (i.e. throwing you all straight into a turf war). 

★ You were all delirious with sleep and barely registering what was happening, and Pentious had to quickly yank you behind a rock so a bullet didn’t go through your head. 

☆ You’re eternally grateful for him and stick by his side the entire time. His egg minions happened to get in the midst of battle and you ran around after them to protect them and he just watched with sparkling eyes. 

★ When he first shows you one of his inventions and you genuinely seem interested he just about trembles with excitement and insists you see his workshop. 

☆ Will 100% make things for you to make life easier for your lazy lifestyle. 

★ If he’s showing you something and you look tired enough to fall asleep, he’ll get self conscious and think you don’t want to hear about it. You have to reassure him that you are interested and will gladly sit through his nerdy explanations and demonstrations. 

☆ Probably the biggest softie out of everyone towards your sloth-like behaviour. 

★ Will make sure you have blankets or pillows if he finds you sleeping somewhere. 

☆ Often gets his egg bois to check up on you and you usually wake up to find at least one of them cuddled up in your arms. 

★ After he dies and leaves just you and Frank, (the sole remaining egg boi), the two of you are inseparable. 

☆ You decide to give redemption a shot in memory of Pentious and volunteer your time to help out with improving the hotel. 

★ The others often find you curled up at his memorial, fast sleep with Frank in your arms. 

☆ Needless to say that when you found out he was in fact redeemed, you worked even harder to get your own soul there. 

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Cherri Bomb

★ Probably thinks you are boring and wouldn’t pay too much attention to you initially. 

☆ She’d rather be out partying than sleeping. 

★ In the episode where she is forced to take everyone out for a night on the town, you are thrown into the group by Charlie and that is where she starts to get to know you better. 

☆ You politely decline all of her substance offering and stick to your drinks. Again, thinks you’re boring, but can’t deny how nice you were about it. 

★ You end up helping Angel manage Niffty for a bit before somehow ending up with Cherri for the rest of the night. 

☆ She’s not too impressed with your description of your usual routines, but might find it chill when you mention you’re at the hotel for the free stuff. 

★ When she asks you what you think about redemption and you say you don’t really believe in it, that’s when she connects a bit more. 

☆ Probably rants about how Angel has changed and while that’s good for him, it’s left her without a buddy most of the time. 

★ You try not to dog on Angel and offer a different perspective on it that makes her wonder why you’re even in Hell in the first place. You denied every single drug she offered AND you refused to talk shit about people? Who even are you? 

☆ You may or may not sleep with each other that night. Idk she probably got the both of you really fucked up. 

★ When she decides to stay at the hotel and gets to see you more, she will start to find your behaviour amusing. 

☆ Will scare you awake and snap her fingers in front of you if she finds you dozing off. 

★ Will 100% make fun of you for it. Playfully, of course. 

☆ Offers up her chest (her bombs, as she calls them) or thighs as pillows for you. (10/10 comfort, btw) Super flirty with it but won’t actually do anything if you take her up on the offer. Just likes having you close. 

★ Can’t understand how you are in hell and SO sweet! Like, she just made several explicit jokes to you that borders on harassment and all you could do was laugh softly and call her pretty in response. 

☆ Likes to carry you over her shoulder if she catches you sleeping somewhere or if you’re too tired/lazy to walk somewhere. 

★ You probably decided to give redemption a go before she did, so you’d be the one convincing her to actually check in. 

☆ You guys are usually lounging around on the couch anyway just scrolling on your phones or napping. If you’re not flat out cuddling it’ll be legs over one another or pressed up right beside each other. Any position where you’re touching somehow. 

★ Will also be one to call you ‘sleepyhead’ all the time or will put her own creative spin on it just to try and fluster you. 

☆ Takes photos of you sleeping and sets it as her phone wallpaper.

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Baxter

★ Baxter thinks you’re just lazy. 

☆ Won’t hesitate to call you out on the fact you’re only there for a free ride, meanwhile HE is there for research purposes. 

★ A little bit of a stuck up asshole…

☆ But when he realises JUST HOW MUCH you sleep, only then will he find you interesting. 

★ He will without a doubt study you – how could one soul possibly require so much sleep? 

☆ Probably wants to cut your brain open just to see the makeup, but won’t ever admit it. He will drop hints, though. 

★ If you express even a SLIGHT interest in his work, he will sit you down and insist on talking you through his current projects. 

☆ Either that or he will shyly thank you and go into hibernation in his lab. (Squeals about it when no one is around)

★ You once fell asleep in his workshop and he may or may not have hooked you up to a monitor to study your vitals and brainwaves. 

☆ Has a whole folder of notes, photos, observations, etc. 

★ A little insane but he's a cutie patootie so it's okay. 

☆ You’re too sweet for him that he often just panics. What do you mean someone would willingly sit there and help him with his experiments? What do you mean you would listen to his theories? You find him interesting? Did you just call him handsome? 

★ If you start dating he’d probably just be a hot mess and wouldn’t know what to do with himself, let alone you. He struggles to wrap his head around how such a kind soul is trapped in hell and wants to spend her time with him. 

☆ He wouldn’t admit it, but you are what made him believe in redemption more than the actual proof (Sir Pentious).

★ He was the one who actually pushed you to give it a go and dragged you to Charlie’s lessons. 

☆ The excuse was that if he had to sit through it, so did you. 

★ Nervous ball of energy if you fall asleep on him. Isn’t sure if he can move or where to put his hands, so he just freezes for the entirety of it. Probably doesn’t even breathe. 

☆ Underneath his whole ‘evil scientist’ persona, Baxter is just a big sweetheart who would LOVE it if you wanted to sleep on him.  

★ Is another one who would make sure you’re comfortable if you’ve fallen asleep somewhere and won’t hesitate to silence someone if they’re being too loud.

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Lucifer

☆ Oh, he GETS IT. 

★ He either thinks you're just lazy at first or would immediately relate to you. Depends on when you arrive at the hotel. 

☆ He’s been going through a bit of a depressive episode for the past seven years, so he understands what it’s like to want to sleep all the time. 

★ But to learn that you’re just naturally a sleepy person? He LOVES that. 

☆ When he realises just how sweet you are he is basically smitten from that point onward. 

★ You remind him of some of the angels in Heaven who were just the most delightful people to be around and can’t believe that your soul is supposed to belong with all of the horribleness in Hell. 

☆ Makes him angry at Heaven all over again for allowing such a thing. 

★ If you get close enough with him he’d cuddle with you whenever you’d like  and hold you the entire time you slept. He runs a hand through your hair and whispers soothing words to let you know how valued you are. He hasn’t held someone in a long time :(

☆ Probably makes duck plushies for you that just so happen to spawn in your arms if you’re napping somewhere. 

★ Will throw hands if someone tries to wake you up. He may not be able to use his powers on sinners, but he still had his fists. 

☆ Just thinks you’re absolutely adorable. 

★ Gently coaxes you into participating and before you know it you’re actually on your way to redemption. 

☆ He usually hides away in his room so you’re generally there with him as well. Can’t get enough of your sleepy face. 

★ The closer you get to redemption, the more tense he gets. 

☆ He may think you don’t belong in Hell, but he doesn’t exactly want you residing in Heaven, either. You will be so far away from him and it will be like losing someone all over again. He isn’t sure he can handle it. 

★ You try and reassure him as much as you can that it won’t be as horrible as he thinks, and then the two of you fall asleep clutching each other impossibly close. 

☆ Doesn’t like it when you’re sleeping on the couch or anywhere that isn’t yours or his bed. Why should everyone else have to see you in such a vulnerable state? 

★ If you fall asleep somewhere you usually wake up in his bed instead. 

☆ Will always let you lean on him if needed and is quite happy to lay around and do nothing with you. 

★ Just likes not being alone. 

☆ Probably the best person to be paired with such a sleepy reader. You are a welcome change to Lilith’s intensity and the gaping hole she left.

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Niffty (Platonic)

★ At first she might terrorise you for falling asleep in public spaces.

☆ Probably sees you as the hotel pet. You’re like a cat, always sleeping and lounging around the hotel. 

★ She figured since you don’t participate in the activities that you’d be interested in joining her roach army. You weren’t a roach but you could pretend. 

☆ A little insane and she was very off putting when you first arrived. Everytime you snuck into the kitchen for food she would be lurking somewhere watching your every move. 

★ Eventually grows on you and you try to learn how her mind works. 

☆ Sometimes you wake up to her ‘guarding’ you, and when you insist that you don’t need guarding she waves you off and insists that the enemy roaches will get you if she doesn’t. 

★ You aren’t sure whether to be scared or not. 

☆ Other times you’ll wake up to roaches in your hair. 

★ It’s a bit hit and miss with her. 

☆ Either way, Niffty is a very strange critter but you love her for it, and she finds your sleepiness very amusing.

★ Gets her roach band to play you some music to help you fall asleep. Weirdly, it works. 

☆ Occasionally, if she gets comfortable enough with you, she might climb into your arms while you’re sleeping. 

★ You become like a big sister to her. A sleepy big sister. 

☆ Quite literally tries to drag you to the activities. You wake up and find her pulling on your hair to try and get you to come along. 

★ Indirectly helps you believe in redemption for that reason. (She just scares you into participating. You don’t know what she might do next if you don’t).

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☆ These were so fun to write!! I got a little too invested in some of them, but if you're curious about certain dynamics and want a dedicated oneshot/post about anything here, send in a request!!!

★ Hopefully this was okay, anon! <3

☆ Also I didn't really edit this, please lmk if something doesn't make sense or is spelled incorrectly