[this kobold has anxiety]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I have GREAT news

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that