𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙓𝙑𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀 🎂 55 | 👤 𝑴𝑨𝑵 | 🧲 𝑾𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑵 | 📏 6'1" | 📍 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑨 | 🌎 𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑵 | 🍷 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑺 | 🚬 𝑵𝑶 | 🍃 𝑵𝑶 | 💊 𝑵𝑶 | 💼 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙉𝙏 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙈𝙀𝙍, 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍, 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙀𝙍
🔍 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳𝑺
Looking for someone who laughs before asking, "Are you okay?" because statistically speaking, the answer is usually "probably not."
𝑾𝑬'𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑳𝒀 𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑻 𝑶𝑭𝑭 𝑰𝑭…
You think a trip to the emergency room counts as quality time. Or if you've ever looked at a terrible idea and said, "Well, now I kinda wanna see what happens."
𝑨 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑫 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑳𝒀
Every warning label exists because somebody had an incredible afternoon.
𝑰'𝑳𝑳 𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑷𝑰𝑪 𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵
Tell me about the scar you're most proud of. I've got time. And probably one to match.
@hollywoodfamerps









